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NARRATOR: To act is to live.

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ANNOUNCER: Are you tired?
Overweight?

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Lacking energy?

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Do you wish you could look and
feel young again? You can!

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By unlocking the power
of natural juice

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with Jack La Lanne's
Power Juicer.

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We juiced with
this other juicer,

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and look how much work it takes,

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feeding the small chute.

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NARRATOR: To act is to
breathe the poet's breath.

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NARRATOR: It is to embody
the dreams of man.

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To live as an actor
is to live a dream.

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I'm having a herpes
outbreak right now.

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But you'd never know it.

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Thanks, Herpecol.

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NARRATOR: But dreams are ephemeral,
and sometimes impossible.

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So we must ask,

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where do dreams go to die?

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GEORGE: Hey, look,
I'm sorry, okay?

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Hey, well, why don't I take you out to
dinner to apologize for my rudeness?

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Give me your number.

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You want my number?

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Which number do
you want, George?

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GEORGE: You see, right there. I
like the way you say "George."

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For instance, ten. That's how
many months old my baby girl is.

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You got a baby girl?

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Sexy, huh?

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How about six?

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That's how old my
other daughter is.

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Eight is the age of my son.

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Two is how many times I've
been married and divorced.

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Sixteen is the number of
dollars in my bank account.

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And I'm guessing
zero is the number

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of times you're gonna call me.

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Hey, the reviews are in.

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Read them quickly.
It minimizes the pain.

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"Are Dana Marschz's
bi-yearly stagings of"

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"popular Hollywood
films an ironic gesture,"

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"or is he just
profoundly confused?"

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"To be fair,"

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"this year's Erin Brockovich accomplishes
something quite astonishing."

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"It manages to make
last year's production"

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"of Mississippi Burning look
sparkling by comparison."

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EPIPHANY: What about the acting?

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RAND: "It is perhaps best
not to mention the acting."

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"In the theater, actors endeavor
to simulate human emotion."

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"Rand Posin and Epiphany
Sellars flap their lips"

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"and wave their arms like
malfunctioning wind-up toys..."

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That's enough!

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Every trimester we get
fisted by this guy!

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What's "fisted"?

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What?

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I have so much anger.

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I feel like I've been raped.

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In the face!

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What do I need to
do to please you?

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Is that the purpose
of your plays?

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To please me?

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I put a lot of myself
into my work.

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Would it kill you to say something
nice about it once in a while?

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Have you ever
considered doing a play

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that wasn't originally
a popular movie?

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No. Why?

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Do you think I should be writing
more of my own material?

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That wasn't what I had in
mind, but, sure, why not?

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You know, there's so much I
want to say through my work

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that sometimes it overwhelms me.

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I gotta go clean
the hamster cages.

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Are you going to be all right?

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Yes, I'm great.

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Okay.

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Yeah, you take care.

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Thanks for the truth
sandwich, my little brother.

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Morning, Gary.

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Morning, Dana.

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Top of the morning to you.

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It's a really kickass sunny
day outside today, man.

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Great observation there, Gary.

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We live in Tucson.

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Can I talk to you,
please, privately?

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Sure, squishy.

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Excuse us.

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Oh, yeah.

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Sorry, I'm a little
groggy. I was up late.

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I'm working on an original play.

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It's about my childhood.

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Anyway, I know we're broke and
that we needed a roommate,

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but I swear to God, I can't
live like this anymore.

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I'm gonna go back to
dealing pot, I swear...

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No, no, I will not
have you pushing drugs.

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I was a dealer, not a pusher.

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It's just until I,
you know, get an agent

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and start doing
commercials again.

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Also known as never.

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You keep me honest,
I adore you for that.

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Well...

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It's not so bad.
I mean, Gary has a car.

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That's helped out
a lot around here.

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Gary has a car.

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Maybe I can get him
to run me over with it.

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Oh, you.

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What did I do so right
to get you in my life?

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Hey, Max. Hey.

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Okay, I... Okay, I get it.

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Hey, gang, what's up?

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Mr. Marschz, have you
seen our new class yet?

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No. Why?

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Let's just say, it's
new and different.

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Well, Rand, "new" and "different"
are two of my favorite words.

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In my prayer circle,
I've been praying

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for more racial understanding,

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but I still get anxious
around ethnics.

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DANA: Okay, please
turn down the music.

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Not off, just down.

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Okay, we've got
ourselves a full house!

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Scary!

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Normally, I only have
the two students.

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Let's go around and find out why
drama is suddenly so popular.

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You?

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Yolanda doesn't talk.

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But you know the only reason
that we're here, right,

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is because there's asbestos
in the portable classrooms,

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and because we live
on the poor side of town

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and there isn't any money,

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they just decided to cancel
everything that we care about.

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You know, like
computers and ceramics

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and shop and arts and crafts, and
drama was the only elective left.

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Did anyone pick drama
as a first choice?

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That's fine.

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Better never than late.

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Okay, as a point of departure,
has anyone seen the movie.

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Dead Poets Society, starring...
What's your name?

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DANA: The always-superb Robin Williams?
I'm Octavio.

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Well, it's very good.
I was, for one week,

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Mr. Williams' stand-in on the
fantastic motion picture.

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Patch Adams,

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when I lived in Hollywood.
Hey, come on.

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Hey, I'm just trying
to be friendly.

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He once gave me
a ride to my bus stop.

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I couldn't be happier
for all his success.

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Nice guys do finish first.

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So what's...
Hey, what's your name?

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Heywood.

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Heywood...

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Heywood Jablomey.

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Right.

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Perhaps some of you have seen

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the movie Mr. Holland's Opus?

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Starring, I know...

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Starring Richard Dreyfuss as a
music teacher with a deaf son.

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He can't hear his music.
Imagine that?

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Very sad.

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Also stars Glenne Headley.

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Wildly underrated.

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Check these out. They're all

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inspirational...

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Teacher.

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Teacher movies.

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DANA: What could I do

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to inspire...

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Hey, you fucking bastards!

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Just kidding. Hope
I'm not freaking you out.

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Wait, I hope I am
freaking you out!

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Is this guy for real?

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Okay, let's start
with an exercise.

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Rand, get up here.

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Okay, Rand. Be an animal.

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Hey, check this out.

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Yeah, this is one of the most basic
skills a drama student can acquire.

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That's beautiful, Rand.

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Feline good.

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Anyone tell what
kind of animal Rand is?

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He's a pussy.

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Okay.

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Okay. So, Heywood.

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What?

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What kind of creature
would you be?

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I could be a flaming ass crack.

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Oh, wait, you're
already doing that.

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You know, I'd like
to see your Bottom.

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Like to see my what?

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I'd like to see your Bottom.

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I mean, your portrayal of Bottom

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in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
A Midsummer Night's Dream.

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It's written by a buddy of mine,
you may have heard of him,

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William Shakespeare.

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Yeah, he liked to goof around,

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but most of the time
he was serious.

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Because he, like I, believed
that theater has the power,

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not only to transform the actor,

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but also the audience.

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Do you believe that?

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Sounds kind of cuckoo-bananas.

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But I believe that.

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I believe that with
every fiber of my being.

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If I kick this trash can...

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Oh, my God! Yolanda!

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Oh, my God!

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Okay, she's still conscious
and she's not bleeding.

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Man, you need to be careful.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Hey, I've learned a lesson here,
but I hope you all have, too.

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About the vitality
of shared experience.

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We will all remember this moment
for the rest of our lives.

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It was dramatic. It was visual.

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It was stupid.

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It was stupid,
but it was also theater.

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Okay, I'd like to borrow your cell.
Call 911.

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Yolanda?

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Yolanda?

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It's free. Wake up.

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(MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

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Hey.

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We started without you.

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Apologies.

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I had to spend some
time with the lawyers

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for the school district
and paramedics.

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Now, it's all going to work out.

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There's no brain damage.

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No charges will be pressed.

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I think I need a quesadilla.
Immediamente!

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Nothing you are saying
makes any sense to me.

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Turns out my class is fourteen times
as crowded as it normally is.

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I've got a real
tough nut to crack.

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A Mexican boy,
lives by his wits.

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I'm going to inspire this year.

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I mean, make a real difference.

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I feel, for the first time, I
can make a genuine difference.

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Oh, God! I am getting hammered!

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Careful, Brie.
You know how you get.

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No, Dana. How do I get?

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Please, tell me how I get.

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BRIE: Hmm?

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No, I see. I got you.
I totally got you.

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Okay, she got me.

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You guys laugh so much.

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Another gem of
an insight from Gary.

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Our boarder, Gary.

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Hey, don't forget. We have
an A-P-P-O-I-N-T-M-E-N-T

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at the sperm
doctor on Wednesday.

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I don't like airing
our personal business

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in front of you-know-who, Gary,

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but if you're shooting
blanks, I swear to God,

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I'm going to stab you
to death in your sleep.

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But, seriously, you gotta let
your balls breathe, okay?

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It's in that pamphlet I read.

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It's... And the corduroy has got to
go, especially with the skating.

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It's like...

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We live in Tucson,
for fuck's sake.

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You're broiling
our little tadpoles

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in that crotch of yours. What?

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Can I get a virgin
strawberry, please?

255
00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:24,847
Seven years sober.

256
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,983
Awesome.

257
00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:31,687
I seriously, seriously wish you
would start drinking again.

258
00:14:31,721 --> 00:14:33,088
Brie, I would never judge you.

259
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,257
Good, because if I had
to give up booze,

260
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:39,194
I'd blow my brains out living
in this shit-sack city.

261
00:14:39,228 --> 00:14:41,764
Anyway, to Dana.

262
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:47,269
My husband. What the
fuck was I thinking?

263
00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:49,038
I'm just kidding.

264
00:14:49,905 --> 00:14:51,874
I don't have a drink.

265
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,889
OCTAVIO: Did you do something
different with your hair today?

266
00:14:57,913 --> 00:15:02,251
Look, I have a life plan,
and it does not include you.

267
00:15:04,353 --> 00:15:05,363
Well, if you don't
spend no time with me,

268
00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:07,232
how are you supposed to
get to know me, sunshine?

269
00:15:07,256 --> 00:15:08,057
IVONNE: That's the whole point.

270
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,400
I don't want to
spend time with you.

271
00:15:09,424 --> 00:15:10,826
So pretty!

272
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,594
It's from Ethiopia.

273
00:15:14,864 --> 00:15:18,768
I re-watched a fantastic
movie last night,

274
00:15:19,735 --> 00:15:22,004
Dangerous Minds,

275
00:15:22,037 --> 00:15:24,874
starring the gorgeous
Michelle Pfeiffer.

276
00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:28,844
It gave me a little insight into
your character, Mr. Tough Guy.

277
00:15:31,313 --> 00:15:32,682
Okay, stand up.

278
00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:33,783
Why?

279
00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:36,385
We're going to karate.

280
00:15:37,252 --> 00:15:38,754
No, man. I don't think so.

281
00:15:39,722 --> 00:15:41,023
Come on.

282
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:50,900
Nice freeball.

283
00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:54,403
Now, punch me.

284
00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:56,105
I'm not punching
a guy in a dress.

285
00:15:56,138 --> 00:15:57,740
It's a kaftan, my friend.

286
00:15:57,773 --> 00:16:00,910
Keeps my balls at room temp.
Now, do it.

287
00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:03,813
Don't make me do this.

288
00:16:03,846 --> 00:16:05,014
Do it.

289
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,081
Do it!

290
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,384
You all right?

291
00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:11,921
Mr. M? Oh, my God!

292
00:16:11,954 --> 00:16:14,824
I can't believe
this is happening to me.

293
00:16:14,857 --> 00:16:16,759
Mr. M, are you okay?

294
00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:18,828
Breathe!

295
00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:22,264
I wasn't ready.

296
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:24,199
Mr. Marx, could I have a minute?

297
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,101
Sure! Sure, sure.

298
00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:36,145
What's the matter with you?

299
00:16:36,178 --> 00:16:39,014
Trying to inspire
a troubled student.

300
00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:42,151
Look, I thought you should
know as soon as possible.

301
00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:46,021
Last night, the school board, which
is facing major financial cuts,

302
00:16:46,055 --> 00:16:47,389
decided to cancel drama.

303
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,291
Cancel how?

304
00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:52,494
Completely. Forever.

305
00:16:52,527 --> 00:16:56,131
You can stay till the end of the
term and after that, get out.

306
00:16:57,466 --> 00:17:00,369
You can't have a school
without a drama department.

307
00:17:00,402 --> 00:17:02,037
Sure, you can.

308
00:17:03,472 --> 00:17:06,375
This is obviously
a practical joke.

309
00:17:06,408 --> 00:17:09,344
Look, the county and the school
district are in fiscal crisis.

310
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:12,047
All the arts programs are
on the chopping block.

311
00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:16,251
And let's face it, we're not
producing any Oscar-winners here.

312
00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:19,421
Tony.

313
00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:20,522
What?

314
00:17:20,555 --> 00:17:22,291
That would be Tony-winners.

315
00:17:22,324 --> 00:17:24,093
It's the award for theater.

316
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,328
Listen up, guy.
I've seen your plays.

317
00:17:26,361 --> 00:17:28,197
This is no great loss.

318
00:17:38,073 --> 00:17:39,942
Well, you're a dirty,
violent beaner!

319
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,319
You shouldn't have
hit him like that!

320
00:17:41,343 --> 00:17:42,453
Shut up, you cow.
It wasn't my fault.

321
00:17:42,477 --> 00:17:43,545
He made me hit him.

322
00:17:43,578 --> 00:17:44,880
That, to you...

323
00:17:44,914 --> 00:17:45,981
You are racist, okay?

324
00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:47,335
And a terrible person!
Oh, really?

325
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:52,154
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!

326
00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:55,024
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!

327
00:17:57,893 --> 00:18:00,129
Mr. Marschz? Are you okay?

328
00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:05,300
No, Rand! I'm not okay!

329
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:14,443
Can you tell me how

330
00:18:16,511 --> 00:18:18,914
a little boy

331
00:18:18,948 --> 00:18:20,883
from a dairy farm in Manitoba,

332
00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:24,887
who dreams of acting
but can't do it very well,

333
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:29,291
and could never get
a decent agent,

334
00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:33,028
so he moves on,
decides to teach,

335
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:35,297
to pass on his love
of the craft...

336
00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:40,469
Can you tell me how
he deals with all the.

337
00:18:42,237 --> 00:18:46,275
God-awful crap that's
handed out to him without

338
00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:48,310
wrapping his lips around a .45

339
00:18:48,343 --> 00:18:50,512
and just blowing his brains out?

340
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,915
Don't do it!

341
00:18:56,618 --> 00:18:57,920
Is he acting?

342
00:18:57,953 --> 00:18:59,321
No, he's not that good.

343
00:18:59,354 --> 00:19:01,290
Mr. Marschz!

344
00:19:03,926 --> 00:19:06,628
NARRATOR: Dana Marschz's
wavering consciousness

345
00:19:06,661 --> 00:19:09,398
led him to believe that
he was leaving this Earth

346
00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:12,634
and all its trials.

347
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,437
But the fates had
long ago deigned

348
00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:18,607
that his life's work
was only just begun.

349
00:19:27,349 --> 00:19:29,184
Where the fark have you been?

350
00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:32,154
Staring into the abyss
of nothingness.

351
00:19:34,056 --> 00:19:36,892
Drama has been cancelled.

352
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,596
Finally! Now you can go back
to your job at Rite Aid

353
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,933
and start making
some real money.

354
00:19:43,966 --> 00:19:47,402
Oh, Dana, I found a great
parking spot right out front

355
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,304
and there was still
time on the meter.

356
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:53,976
They should just ship you
on over to the Gulf,

357
00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:54,977
you know,
let you talk to people.

358
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:57,980
All the terrorists would
just kill themselves.

359
00:19:58,013 --> 00:20:02,351
Well, I, for one, am very appreciative
that Gary drove you here.

360
00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:04,987
Why did you bring that thing?

361
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:09,158
I don't know. I thought maybe I could
work through my grief in song.

362
00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:19,101
Maybe it's better that I just...

363
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,569
I can't get pregnant.

364
00:20:20,602 --> 00:20:23,205
I think we shouldn't
pass on this gene pool.

365
00:20:23,238 --> 00:20:25,407
This is for you, baby.

366
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,177
Am I shooting blanks?

367
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:31,480
Are my testicles an empty tank?

368
00:20:32,681 --> 00:20:37,652
Is it all a ruse
when I go kergluge?

369
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:40,489
Why?

370
00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:44,626
I want to.

371
00:20:44,659 --> 00:20:49,231
Splash you with my
hot-buttered love spackle.

372
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,936
So put your lips around
this wedding tackle.

373
00:20:55,637 --> 00:20:58,307
It's nuclear war!

374
00:21:00,109 --> 00:21:03,545
Meyerschz? Yeah, I need a
copy of your insurance card.

375
00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:07,116
Can you get the... Thanks.

376
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,320
I'm sorry about my husband.

377
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,621
He's not right in the head.

378
00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:14,556
It's okay. BRIE: It's
Marschz, by the way.

379
00:21:14,589 --> 00:21:15,657
Marschz? Yeah.

380
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,159
Marschz.

381
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,427
Marschz?

382
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:19,694
Marschz.

383
00:21:19,728 --> 00:21:20,996
Marschz?

384
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,197
Marschz.

385
00:21:22,231 --> 00:21:23,332
Marschz.

386
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,499
I don't care.

387
00:21:26,468 --> 00:21:27,912
Excuse me, I'm sorry
to be so forward,

388
00:21:27,936 --> 00:21:32,707
but you look a lot like my favorite
actress of all time, Elisabeth Shue.

389
00:21:32,741 --> 00:21:34,743
Yeah. I am her.

390
00:21:34,776 --> 00:21:36,678
But you really look like her.

391
00:21:37,612 --> 00:21:40,215
Well, that's because I am her.

392
00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:44,019
Oh, my God! I knew
it in my heart-soul.

393
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:47,256
Oh, my God! I'm freaking out!

394
00:21:47,289 --> 00:21:48,323
I'm freaking out.

395
00:21:48,357 --> 00:21:51,093
You, you were wonderful
in Leaving Las Vegas...

396
00:21:51,126 --> 00:21:52,394
Oh, thank you.

397
00:21:52,427 --> 00:21:54,472
And so fabulously funny in
Adventures in Babysitting,

398
00:21:54,496 --> 00:21:57,232
not forgetting Cocktail
with Tom Cruise.

399
00:21:57,266 --> 00:21:59,168
What is he like?
He seems totally great.

400
00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:00,469
What are you doing in Tucson?

401
00:22:00,502 --> 00:22:02,737
Oh, my God! I'm freaking out!

402
00:22:02,771 --> 00:22:05,574
I'm actually a nurse now.

403
00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:09,211
I just, you know, got kind of
sick of the business, you know?

404
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,280
Sick of all the horrible people,

405
00:22:11,313 --> 00:22:13,348
and it's all about being
a fucking celebrity now.

406
00:22:13,382 --> 00:22:16,318
Anyway, there's a real
shortage of nurses out there,

407
00:22:16,351 --> 00:22:19,821
and I like
taking care of people.

408
00:22:19,854 --> 00:22:21,666
Oh, my God! I didn't hear
anything you just said

409
00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:23,325
because I'm too excited.

410
00:22:23,358 --> 00:22:26,128
Would you come and speak
with my drama class?

411
00:22:26,161 --> 00:22:28,263
They would just
lose their minds.

412
00:22:28,297 --> 00:22:31,200
No. They wouldn't even
know who I am, anyway.

413
00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:32,267
They would.

414
00:22:33,468 --> 00:22:35,604
All right. I'll come.

415
00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:39,374
But, I'm gonna talk about all the
insecurity and the self-loathing,

416
00:22:39,841 --> 00:22:41,143
the rejection...

417
00:22:41,176 --> 00:22:42,377
Perfect!

418
00:22:42,411 --> 00:22:43,778
So, what's Nick Cage
really like?

419
00:22:43,812 --> 00:22:46,748
I mean, were you
just paralyzed with awe?

420
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:49,618
I have to go back to work.

421
00:22:49,651 --> 00:22:51,186
Elisabeth Shue.

422
00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:55,490
I feel so connected
to you. Yes, I do.

423
00:22:55,524 --> 00:22:58,260
And I thank you for
giving me back my smile.

424
00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,761
You're welcome.

425
00:23:00,395 --> 00:23:02,864
Shoo! Shoo, Shue!

426
00:23:02,897 --> 00:23:04,333
Oh, God!

427
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,770
Doctor! Oh, my God!

428
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,380
Okay, gang.

429
00:23:18,413 --> 00:23:20,615
This is the amount
we need to save drama.

430
00:23:24,686 --> 00:23:28,590
6K, a.k.a. $6,000.
How do we get it?

431
00:23:29,924 --> 00:23:31,760
Piff? Bake sale.

432
00:23:31,793 --> 00:23:36,398
Not enough dough, pun intended.

433
00:23:36,431 --> 00:23:38,667
Yo. We could
knock over a 7-Eleven.

434
00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:41,270
Nice thought,

435
00:23:41,303 --> 00:23:43,672
but 7-Elevens are not as
vulnerable as they used to be.

436
00:23:43,705 --> 00:23:45,240
Don't ask me how I know that.

437
00:23:45,274 --> 00:23:47,342
I saw it on
the Discovery Channel.

438
00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:49,820
I've got a little
something-something.

439
00:23:49,844 --> 00:23:50,879
Let's hear it.

440
00:23:50,912 --> 00:23:53,548
Toasters. Man, you know,
we just move that skeet.

441
00:23:53,582 --> 00:23:55,684
You know, 10 grands.

442
00:23:55,717 --> 00:23:58,320
Hell, we could do that.

443
00:23:58,353 --> 00:23:59,654
Hey, dumb-ass!

444
00:24:00,889 --> 00:24:03,225
"Toaster" is street for "gun."

445
00:24:03,258 --> 00:24:04,893
"Toaster" is street for "gun"?

446
00:24:04,926 --> 00:24:07,596
What a colorful expression!

447
00:24:07,629 --> 00:24:10,299
There he goes!
The little kangaroo rat!

448
00:24:13,302 --> 00:24:14,636
Hey, Noah Sapperstein.

449
00:24:14,669 --> 00:24:16,205
Oh, hi!

450
00:24:16,238 --> 00:24:17,672
Happy.

451
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,775
Happy you finally succeeded
in taking me down?

452
00:24:20,809 --> 00:24:23,378
No. I think it's
terrible what's happened

453
00:24:23,412 --> 00:24:25,747
to arts education
in this country.

454
00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:27,182
I don't know what to do.

455
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,817
Everything is out of control.

456
00:24:28,850 --> 00:24:32,587
You want to save drama, but you've
produced nothing worth saving.

457
00:24:32,621 --> 00:24:33,788
You know, it's like...

458
00:24:33,822 --> 00:24:35,890
It's like my father
got reincarnated

459
00:24:35,924 --> 00:24:38,493
into the body of a freaking
little drama critic.

460
00:24:38,527 --> 00:24:40,895
Look, all I'm saying is,

461
00:24:40,929 --> 00:24:43,765
you need to inspire everyone
to come to your rescue.

462
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,636
You know, I was
thinking of working

463
00:24:47,669 --> 00:24:49,271
on a musical version
of The Lake House,

464
00:24:49,304 --> 00:24:52,974
you know the wonderful Sandra
Bullock, Keanu Reeves...

465
00:24:53,007 --> 00:24:55,310
Play with space and time.

466
00:24:55,344 --> 00:24:56,945
No? No.

467
00:24:58,613 --> 00:24:59,781
There is one other thing.

468
00:24:59,814 --> 00:25:01,125
It's a piece I've
been working on.

469
00:25:01,149 --> 00:25:06,288
I have the first act and reams
of notes in my inspiration box.

470
00:25:06,321 --> 00:25:10,292
It's called Hamlet 2.

471
00:25:10,325 --> 00:25:12,894
A sequel to Hamlet
by Shakespeare?

472
00:25:12,927 --> 00:25:16,565
Yes. Yes. Do you think
it's a bad idea?

473
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,900
Not necessarily, no.

474
00:25:18,933 --> 00:25:22,404
Sometimes an idea could be so bad,
it starts to turn good again.

475
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:26,975
But... And so, what about funding
for drama next trimester?

476
00:25:27,008 --> 00:25:28,543
Forget about
the money right now.

477
00:25:28,577 --> 00:25:31,646
Put on a play, and make it
the best you've ever done.

478
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,550
Use that as a way of drawing
attention to the funding issue.

479
00:25:36,418 --> 00:25:38,820
What if it sucks?

480
00:25:38,853 --> 00:25:41,623
Isn't that a question every
artist must ask himself?

481
00:25:41,656 --> 00:25:46,728
Yes! I am an artist, aren't I?

482
00:25:46,761 --> 00:25:50,265
Thank you. You've given me the
kick in the pants I needed, kid.

483
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,000
Okay, well, I need
to go to recess now.

484
00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:54,336
You're very busy. I understand.

485
00:26:11,553 --> 00:26:15,357
Oh, my God! Writing is so hard.

486
00:26:31,806 --> 00:26:34,609
What is your
fucking problem, man?

487
00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:39,714
Huh?

488
00:26:39,748 --> 00:26:42,551
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

489
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:52,621
BRIE: Dana
Hey, I need some money.

490
00:27:52,654 --> 00:27:54,689
Hey, it's done.

491
00:27:54,723 --> 00:27:57,058
What is? My original work
that's gonna save drama.

492
00:27:57,091 --> 00:28:01,095
The thing I've been working on
for the last 47 billion hours.

493
00:28:01,129 --> 00:28:02,172
Oh, is that what you were doing?

494
00:28:02,196 --> 00:28:04,599
I thought you were just
having a nervous meltdown.

495
00:28:04,633 --> 00:28:06,935
You're not far off, ladypants.

496
00:28:06,968 --> 00:28:08,078
Any creative person
will tell you,

497
00:28:08,102 --> 00:28:11,440
you gotta go a little crazy
to make great fucking art.

498
00:28:15,877 --> 00:28:17,546
Hamlet 2?

499
00:28:17,579 --> 00:28:19,548
The deuce. Correct.

500
00:28:19,581 --> 00:28:22,651
Doesn't everybody die
at the end of the first one?

501
00:28:22,684 --> 00:28:24,052
I have a device.

502
00:28:24,085 --> 00:28:25,587
"The time machine door opens..."

503
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,155
That's the device.

504
00:28:27,188 --> 00:28:30,892
"Revealing Hamlet,
Gertrude, Polonius,"

505
00:28:30,925 --> 00:28:34,429
"and Hillary Clinton having
what appears to be group sex."

506
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:37,732
It's about my troubled
relationship with my father.

507
00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:41,903
But, you're doing this at
school with the kids, right?

508
00:28:41,936 --> 00:28:45,674
That's the plan, Stan.
What do you think?

509
00:28:45,707 --> 00:28:50,779
I think that your
enthusiasm is remarkable.

510
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:53,181
I will take that!
I will take it!

511
00:28:56,885 --> 00:28:58,086
Hey, Dana.

512
00:28:58,119 --> 00:28:59,420
Hello, Gary.

513
00:29:01,590 --> 00:29:02,624
Hey! Guess what I've got!

514
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:03,697
Your head out of your ass?

515
00:29:03,725 --> 00:29:04,859
No!

516
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:09,498
Right. Watch out!
This stuff is sharp.

517
00:29:10,865 --> 00:29:14,803
As in cutting edge. All righty!

518
00:29:17,739 --> 00:29:19,173
IVONNE: Are you okay?

519
00:29:21,976 --> 00:29:23,111
Yes!

520
00:29:23,144 --> 00:29:26,214
You're telling me that this
guy traveled through time

521
00:29:26,247 --> 00:29:29,117
from Denmark 400 years ago?

522
00:29:29,884 --> 00:29:32,987
And you call me a drunk?

523
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:36,157
It's true, Papa. I done saw it.

524
00:29:36,991 --> 00:29:38,660
Come here, boy.

525
00:29:45,634 --> 00:29:48,770
Take it easy on him,
Ray. He's sensitive.

526
00:29:51,773 --> 00:29:53,141
RAY: Come closer.

527
00:29:58,246 --> 00:30:00,949
Lay a hand on him, and I
will make you regret it.

528
00:30:02,283 --> 00:30:07,188
You trying to take me on,
you time.

529
00:30:07,221 --> 00:30:10,258
Getting drunk and beating
up on a little boy?

530
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:13,094
That doesn't make you
a man, you piece of shit!

531
00:30:13,127 --> 00:30:14,639
I got the mind to put
you through that wall.

532
00:30:14,663 --> 00:30:15,797
Then fucking do it, bitch!

533
00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:17,966
Oh, yeah? Do it,
motherfucker, come on.

534
00:30:17,999 --> 00:30:19,668
What? Bring it!

535
00:30:19,701 --> 00:30:21,703
Excuse me! Excuse me,
but they're off-book,

536
00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:24,238
and he's definitely not using
Shakespearean language,

537
00:30:24,272 --> 00:30:26,283
and the violence is getting
a little too real for me,

538
00:30:26,307 --> 00:30:27,976
thank you very much.

539
00:30:28,009 --> 00:30:30,011
Okay, let's stop there.

540
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,917
Heywood, that was very powerful.

541
00:30:35,950 --> 00:30:37,151
Yeah, that was.

542
00:30:38,853 --> 00:30:41,623
It was gangster.

543
00:30:42,657 --> 00:30:45,694
Wow. Where were you
when I was seven?

544
00:30:47,028 --> 00:30:48,329
Class, thoughts?

545
00:30:48,362 --> 00:30:50,832
I thought Octavio was amazing.

546
00:30:50,865 --> 00:30:52,701
I felt this electric charge!

547
00:30:52,734 --> 00:30:55,804
He's so much more powerful
than any other actor I've...

548
00:30:59,808 --> 00:31:01,943
It's stupid to compare.

549
00:31:01,976 --> 00:31:05,279
I'm just so surprised that
one of you people can act.

550
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,983
"One of you people"?
What does that mean?

551
00:31:09,017 --> 00:31:10,885
Man, that's some
racist shit right there.

552
00:31:10,919 --> 00:31:12,754
I heard that, man.

553
00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:14,756
If you don't like
this class, get out.

554
00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:15,790
Or what, bitch?

555
00:31:15,824 --> 00:31:18,059
Don't you call me a bitch!
Hey, simmer down.

556
00:31:18,092 --> 00:31:20,128
I'm so sick and tired
of you, Epiphany.

557
00:31:20,161 --> 00:31:21,329
EPIPHANY: You're hurting me!

558
00:31:23,665 --> 00:31:25,900
Don't do that to my friend!

559
00:31:25,934 --> 00:31:27,368
IVONNE: That's it, that's it.

560
00:31:27,401 --> 00:31:30,038
Let me give you
a piece of my mind.

561
00:31:30,071 --> 00:31:31,906
No, I'm really different.

562
00:31:31,940 --> 00:31:35,243
You've got to do
something, Dana.

563
00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:37,812
RAND: Time out! Time out!

564
00:31:37,846 --> 00:31:39,347
You've got to do
something, Dana.

565
00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:44,152
You want nachos or pizza?

566
00:31:44,185 --> 00:31:45,887
Nacho!

567
00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:50,124
I have access to
the activities van.

568
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:52,827
We can go to the
Fun Zone in the mall.

569
00:31:52,861 --> 00:31:54,896
I'll get everyone a snack.

570
00:31:55,864 --> 00:31:57,932
You want nachos or pizza?

571
00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:01,269
I could go for some nachos.

572
00:32:01,302 --> 00:32:02,570
Figures.

573
00:32:02,603 --> 00:32:06,140
I'm not doing carbs, but maybe
they have a salad or something.

574
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,242
Anything is better than this.

575
00:32:08,276 --> 00:32:10,745
All right, we're back on track!

576
00:32:10,779 --> 00:32:12,781
And we cannot be stopped!

577
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,015
Yeah.

578
00:32:22,791 --> 00:32:25,293
I just don't even care.

579
00:32:25,326 --> 00:32:27,061
Hey, Mr. Marschz.

580
00:32:27,729 --> 00:32:29,130
Hey, are you mad at me?

581
00:32:29,163 --> 00:32:30,732
No, no.

582
00:32:30,765 --> 00:32:31,866
I don't know.

583
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:33,401
You've barely
spoken to me all day.

584
00:32:33,434 --> 00:32:35,804
Is it because of my
resistance to these gang.

585
00:32:35,837 --> 00:32:38,306
Hey, hey, just because
they're Latinos

586
00:32:38,339 --> 00:32:40,341
doesn't make them gang.

587
00:32:40,374 --> 00:32:44,012
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I just love class so much.

588
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,848
I just don't want
anything to change.

589
00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:48,382
Rand, you're teacher's pet.

590
00:32:48,416 --> 00:32:50,451
What more do you want?

591
00:32:50,484 --> 00:32:53,187
Come on, let's go
hang with the gang.

592
00:32:53,955 --> 00:32:55,256
You mean Latinos.

593
00:32:55,289 --> 00:32:59,293
Hey, you little thing. Come on.

594
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,330
Hey, guys, I'm Groucho Marx.

595
00:33:02,363 --> 00:33:04,065
I say funny stuff.

596
00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:09,203
Mr. Marschz,
these guys are drunk.

597
00:33:10,905 --> 00:33:12,907
Come on, guys.
I said no drinking.

598
00:33:12,941 --> 00:33:14,284
Why don't you have
one with us, ese?

599
00:33:14,308 --> 00:33:17,178
Maybe you'd stop
being such a pinche joto.

600
00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:22,150
The truth is, Heywood, I haven't
had a drink in seven years.

601
00:33:22,183 --> 00:33:24,285
I got the chip on my
keychain to prove it,

602
00:33:24,318 --> 00:33:26,387
from an organization called AA.

603
00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:27,722
Really?

604
00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:29,758
Yeah. It's a slippery slope.

605
00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:34,796
Beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth,
chicks with dicks, then jail.

606
00:33:36,364 --> 00:33:39,267
Hey, what would happen
if you have a drink?

607
00:33:40,902 --> 00:33:43,171
My entire life would fall apart.

608
00:33:45,306 --> 00:33:47,075
Okay. Who wants to go? Me.

609
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,843
I would love to go home.

610
00:33:48,877 --> 00:33:51,746
No, no, no, no, no.
You can't leave now.

611
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,415
We just coming together
as a class, right?

612
00:33:54,448 --> 00:33:55,383
No.

613
00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:58,286
Heywood, it's late and
my wife is ovulating.

614
00:33:58,319 --> 00:34:01,055
Hey, we got you
another mango iced tea.

615
00:34:01,089 --> 00:34:03,191
Mango iced tea is my kryptonite.

616
00:34:03,224 --> 00:34:04,292
It's totally.

617
00:34:04,325 --> 00:34:06,160
Powerless to resist.

618
00:34:06,194 --> 00:34:08,196
Okay, a few more
minutes won't hurt.

619
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,268
Yeah, I'd drink to that.

620
00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:21,275
He's about to go through
the center of the Sun.

621
00:34:27,581 --> 00:34:29,283
Sir, I'm gonna need
you to wake up

622
00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:31,485
and show me some
form of identification.

623
00:34:35,056 --> 00:34:38,793
Time begins and stops now.

624
00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:42,563
We have a 410 with a 6l4 in
the 1100 block of Ocotillo.

625
00:34:42,596 --> 00:34:44,866
What do those numbers mean?

626
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:46,267
Come on.

627
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,802
Are you sending me
to the gas chamber?

628
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:48,903
Right this way, sir.

629
00:34:48,937 --> 00:34:50,138
What is happening?

630
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,813
Good morning, class.

631
00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:02,951
Okay, I'd like to start
by saying two things.

632
00:35:02,984 --> 00:35:07,188
First of all, acid is
a very strong drug,

633
00:35:08,890 --> 00:35:15,196
and B, where are my
pants and underwear?

634
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,905
Excuse me, Mr. Marschz.

635
00:35:23,938 --> 00:35:27,108
We need to discuss something
about the latest draft.

636
00:35:27,141 --> 00:35:31,512
The role of Laertes, my part,
you've turned him into a gay.

637
00:35:31,545 --> 00:35:34,548
He's not gay. He's bi-curious.

638
00:35:34,582 --> 00:35:37,852
And the role has also been
reduced significantly.

639
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:40,054
Rand, theater is a living thing.

640
00:35:40,088 --> 00:35:42,190
Octavio's performance
the other day,

641
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,859
combined with my wife's intense
desire to get pregnant,

642
00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:47,295
not to mention the acid,

643
00:35:47,328 --> 00:35:48,930
inspired me to take
some bold steps

644
00:35:48,963 --> 00:35:50,374
in looking at my
relationship with my father.

645
00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:53,567
That meant reducing
Laertes' role.

646
00:35:53,601 --> 00:35:56,971
And the gay thing, I just thought
you'd be more comfortable...

647
00:35:57,005 --> 00:35:59,307
What.

648
00:35:59,340 --> 00:36:02,176
This has nothing to do
with my sexuality!

649
00:36:04,345 --> 00:36:08,416
Listen, listen, I've given
my life to this class,

650
00:36:08,449 --> 00:36:12,020
and now it all goes out the
window because of him?

651
00:36:12,053 --> 00:36:14,588
Because he inspired you?

652
00:36:14,622 --> 00:36:16,958
It's what's best for the play.

653
00:36:18,626 --> 00:36:21,362
Not acceptable! I quit!

654
00:36:22,596 --> 00:36:26,367
Oh, man, you can't quit now.

655
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,107
Rand!

656
00:36:36,244 --> 00:36:37,645
Rand! What?

657
00:36:38,479 --> 00:36:39,981
Let's talk about this.

658
00:36:40,014 --> 00:36:42,316
I hate you, you
stupid, fat fucker!

659
00:36:56,364 --> 00:36:57,898
Am I fat?

660
00:37:00,401 --> 00:37:01,678
I want you to meet
a friend of mine.

661
00:37:01,702 --> 00:37:03,104
He got stuck
inside my time machine.

662
00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,206
His name is Jesus Christ.

663
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,109
Oh, yeah. We heard
you were coming back.

664
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,578
Jesus has a rocking
swimmer's bod.

665
00:37:12,513 --> 00:37:15,283
Okay, can I ask you a question?

666
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:16,584
Sure.

667
00:37:16,617 --> 00:37:18,619
What's really going on here?

668
00:37:18,652 --> 00:37:20,588
Is Jesus, like, a swimmer?

669
00:37:21,689 --> 00:37:24,325
Jesus is very lean...

670
00:37:24,358 --> 00:37:27,328
Can we please wait
until lunch to do that?

671
00:37:28,096 --> 00:37:29,297
Thank you.

672
00:37:33,101 --> 00:37:35,103
Where was I? Jesus has
a swimmer's body.

673
00:37:35,136 --> 00:37:36,971
Jesus has a swimmer's body,

674
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:40,474
and while he's one of the more
spiritual people on Earth,

675
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,410
he's also very
attractive to you.

676
00:37:42,443 --> 00:37:44,612
He's attractive to me?

677
00:37:44,645 --> 00:37:48,282
Jesus is sexy to you. Which leads
us on to the musical interlude,

678
00:37:48,316 --> 00:37:50,118
Rock Me, Sexy Jesus.

679
00:37:56,157 --> 00:38:01,395
Okay, you are 40-something
minutes late.

680
00:38:01,429 --> 00:38:03,197
I can't do the play.

681
00:38:03,697 --> 00:38:05,099
What?

682
00:38:05,133 --> 00:38:06,534
My dad's making me
quit the play.

683
00:38:06,567 --> 00:38:08,236
That's impossible.
You're the lead.

684
00:38:08,269 --> 00:38:09,270
He said, "No way."

685
00:38:09,303 --> 00:38:13,274
Goddamn macho bastards
and their fear of the arts.

686
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:16,144
They just don't get it!

687
00:38:17,111 --> 00:38:20,148
Okay, we're fighting this.

688
00:38:20,181 --> 00:38:21,791
Even if we have to take
on the whole ghetto.

689
00:38:21,815 --> 00:38:23,684
No, wait. What do you mean?

690
00:38:23,717 --> 00:38:24,794
We're going to your house. Now.

691
00:38:24,818 --> 00:38:26,087
No, no, no, we can't do that.

692
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,288
It's not a good idea.

693
00:38:27,321 --> 00:38:29,433
My father tried to stand in
the way of my dreams, too.

694
00:38:29,457 --> 00:38:31,325
He's dead now,

695
00:38:31,359 --> 00:38:35,129
but you could say, like Hamlet's
ghost, I'm still haunted by him.

696
00:38:35,163 --> 00:38:36,473
Because he caused me
so much pain,

697
00:38:36,497 --> 00:38:38,532
which is why I tried
to become an actor,

698
00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:42,236
which caused me so much pain.

699
00:38:48,176 --> 00:38:50,611
You can't let your
ethnic narrow-mindedness

700
00:38:50,644 --> 00:38:53,581
stop your son from
thriving in our culture.

701
00:38:53,614 --> 00:38:56,617
I have to take exception
to that characterization.

702
00:38:56,650 --> 00:38:58,219
Heywood's a bad boy.

703
00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:00,121
He's a gang-banger. A deadbeat.

704
00:39:00,154 --> 00:39:02,123
But he also has a gift.

705
00:39:02,490 --> 00:39:04,125
Who is Heywood?

706
00:39:05,126 --> 00:39:07,128
Your son, Heywood Jablomey.

707
00:39:09,363 --> 00:39:10,431
Oh.

708
00:39:10,464 --> 00:39:12,133
I just got that.

709
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,768
Octavio doesn't
belong to a gang.

710
00:39:14,802 --> 00:39:18,072
He's got a 3.9 and an early
acceptance to Brown.

711
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:19,340
He does?

712
00:39:19,373 --> 00:39:22,210
Yes, our concerns about the
play are of a different nature.

713
00:39:22,243 --> 00:39:25,179
If it's the sex and violence,
I can totally tone that down.

714
00:39:25,213 --> 00:39:26,614
No, we are fine with those.

715
00:39:26,647 --> 00:39:28,216
Then what is it?

716
00:39:28,249 --> 00:39:32,386
We merely expressed our
absolute distaste for a sequel

717
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:35,689
to what is arguably the greatest
play in the English language.

718
00:39:35,723 --> 00:39:39,427
Not to mention the quality of the
writing, which is quite low.

719
00:39:42,596 --> 00:39:46,767
Well, no offense, but what
the hockey.

720
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,137
Well, I've published
nine novels.

721
00:39:49,170 --> 00:39:51,205
I have a PhD in literature.

722
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,141
My wife is a painter.

723
00:39:53,174 --> 00:39:56,644
She currently has an exhibit
at the Guggenheim in Bilbao.

724
00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:58,479
Oh, okay.

725
00:39:59,513 --> 00:40:00,514
Then...

726
00:40:01,582 --> 00:40:02,883
Help me fix my play!

727
00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:04,852
I'm trying to save drama!

728
00:40:04,885 --> 00:40:07,821
You have Hamlet
using a time machine

729
00:40:07,855 --> 00:40:10,758
to stop Gertrude from
drinking the poison,

730
00:40:10,791 --> 00:40:13,294
to stop Ophelia from drowning.

731
00:40:13,327 --> 00:40:16,297
You're taking the tragedy
out of the tragedy.

732
00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:20,868
I just wondered why in Hamlet
1 everybody has to die.

733
00:40:20,901 --> 00:40:24,805
It's such a downer! I mean, if Hamlet
had had just a little bit of therapy,

734
00:40:24,838 --> 00:40:26,840
he could have turned
everything around.

735
00:40:26,874 --> 00:40:30,244
Everybody deserves
a second chance!

736
00:40:30,278 --> 00:40:34,515
Yes, well, we'll let Octavio
make up his own mind.

737
00:40:34,548 --> 00:40:36,484
Thank you for taking the time.

738
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,685
Let me show you the way out.

739
00:40:37,718 --> 00:40:39,487
Could we talk more?

740
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,597
I would love to get your notes.

741
00:40:40,621 --> 00:40:42,356
I would do anything...
I'd do chores.

742
00:40:42,390 --> 00:40:43,891
I'd clean your rain gutters.

743
00:40:43,924 --> 00:40:44,858
I'm afraid we don't
have rain gutters.

744
00:40:44,892 --> 00:40:47,528
You're a liar, everybody
has rain gutters!

745
00:40:52,433 --> 00:40:53,667
Mr. Rocker?

746
00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:54,868
Yes, what is it, Rand?

747
00:40:58,372 --> 00:40:59,373
Here.

748
00:41:00,874 --> 00:41:03,244
Hamlet 2?

749
00:41:03,277 --> 00:41:04,812
It's the play Mr. Marschz wrote.

750
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,915
What about it?

751
00:41:07,948 --> 00:41:09,883
I think you need
to take a look at it.

752
00:41:10,518 --> 00:41:12,386
Why?

753
00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:13,763
Let's just say that
when you get to the scene

754
00:41:13,787 --> 00:41:15,199
where Gertrude
gives Hamlet a hand job,

755
00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:16,790
you'll sense my drift.

756
00:41:16,824 --> 00:41:17,901
Did you just say "hand job"?

757
00:41:17,925 --> 00:41:19,693
Yes, I did.

758
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:22,330
He thinks he's going to
save drama with this play.

759
00:41:22,363 --> 00:41:27,235
Mr. Rocker, if you care about decency
and if you love this country,

760
00:41:27,268 --> 00:41:30,571
you will stop Dana Marschz.
Take him down.

761
00:41:30,604 --> 00:41:32,473
Then take him from behind!

762
00:41:38,912 --> 00:41:41,649
PLAYERS: Go Mustangs!

763
00:41:41,682 --> 00:41:42,850
Hey!

764
00:41:42,883 --> 00:41:44,418
I'm here for her.
I'm here for her.

765
00:41:46,854 --> 00:41:52,260
Apologies, the Snackatorium is no
longer available, regrettably, because

766
00:41:52,293 --> 00:41:55,896
the ladies who make macaroni and
cheese are getting very territorial.

767
00:41:55,929 --> 00:42:03,003
So without further ado, I'd like to
introduce you to Elisabeth Shue.

768
00:42:03,036 --> 00:42:05,339
Elisabeth Shue, get up here.

769
00:42:05,373 --> 00:42:07,241
All right.

770
00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:11,479
Thank you.

771
00:42:11,512 --> 00:42:14,915
Thank you so much for having me.

772
00:42:14,948 --> 00:42:17,485
God, I really have a tough time
speaking in front of people.

773
00:42:17,518 --> 00:42:19,320
I get a little nervous.

774
00:42:19,353 --> 00:42:20,530
I'm way more nervous than you.

775
00:42:20,554 --> 00:42:23,491
I'm like... My brain
is like mush.

776
00:42:24,558 --> 00:42:27,295
Elisabeth Shue, is she real?

777
00:42:27,328 --> 00:42:29,563
Somebody pinch my ass.

778
00:42:29,597 --> 00:42:31,932
It's inappropriate.
I'm sorry. It's just...

779
00:42:31,965 --> 00:42:33,667
Should we just take questions?

780
00:42:33,701 --> 00:42:35,803
That'd be great.

781
00:42:35,836 --> 00:42:38,806
Okay, class, questions
for Ms. Shue.

782
00:42:39,607 --> 00:42:42,310
Someone other than Epiphany.

783
00:42:42,343 --> 00:42:45,313
Okay, not all at once.

784
00:42:45,346 --> 00:42:49,483
You guys, come on, I asked you
to prepare a few questions.

785
00:42:49,517 --> 00:42:50,818
You know, I'm a reasonable guy.

786
00:42:50,851 --> 00:42:52,553
I don't lose it when I...

787
00:42:52,586 --> 00:42:53,954
Jesus Christ!

788
00:42:53,987 --> 00:42:55,756
Can we not share
this space in peace?

789
00:43:03,731 --> 00:43:05,466
Epiphany?

790
00:43:05,499 --> 00:43:09,803
Hi. I just want to say I think
your make-up is pretty.

791
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,372
Thank you. Thank you very much.

792
00:43:11,739 --> 00:43:12,873
It is nice.

793
00:43:12,906 --> 00:43:16,076
What about Mr.
Alpha Male up there?

794
00:43:16,109 --> 00:43:17,578
Got a question for Ms. Shue?

795
00:43:18,412 --> 00:43:19,680
Yeah.

796
00:43:20,881 --> 00:43:23,551
Who are you? Oh, come on!

797
00:43:23,584 --> 00:43:26,320
Could you not even Google her?

798
00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:29,723
The Karate Kid, the crane.
"Wax on, wax off."

799
00:43:29,757 --> 00:43:33,561
Soapdish. Dreamer,
with the fucking horse.

800
00:43:33,594 --> 00:43:35,763
Any of that shit ring a bell?

801
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:39,400
Sorry. Pardon my French.

802
00:43:40,033 --> 00:43:42,336
I've heard
the word "shit" before.

803
00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:45,539
In Hollywood, you pretty
much have to swim in it.

804
00:43:45,573 --> 00:43:46,640
That is funny, that's...

805
00:43:47,841 --> 00:43:49,377
Excuse me for a second.

806
00:43:54,682 --> 00:43:57,050
What do you miss about acting?

807
00:43:57,084 --> 00:43:58,886
You know what I really
miss about acting?

808
00:43:58,919 --> 00:44:01,989
I miss kissing. In love scenes.

809
00:44:02,022 --> 00:44:05,659
I had so much fun making out
with all those cute actors.

810
00:44:05,693 --> 00:44:08,061
I would love to
stay and hear this.

811
00:44:09,697 --> 00:44:11,575
SHUE: Yeah, I think if I had
one complaint about nursing,

812
00:44:11,599 --> 00:44:15,469
it would be that you don't get
to make out with your patients.

813
00:44:20,073 --> 00:44:23,577
It's fricking exciting having
Elisabeth Shue in class.

814
00:44:23,611 --> 00:44:25,613
Because of its
unwholesome content,

815
00:44:25,646 --> 00:44:28,916
the school cannot allow the
exhibition of Hamlet 2.

816
00:44:30,017 --> 00:44:31,084
Where did you get that?

817
00:44:31,118 --> 00:44:32,753
Entirely beside the point.

818
00:44:32,786 --> 00:44:34,121
Did Rand give it to you?

819
00:44:34,154 --> 00:44:36,957
Nudity and pornography are not
permitted on the school premises.

820
00:44:36,990 --> 00:44:39,660
There's no nudity
or pornography!

821
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,161
Minimal.

822
00:44:41,194 --> 00:44:42,696
You have Satan French-kissing

823
00:44:42,730 --> 00:44:44,798
the President of the
United States of America!

824
00:44:44,832 --> 00:44:48,536
It's a parting embrace before
the moment of damnation.

825
00:44:48,569 --> 00:44:50,137
The climax of a modernist dance.

826
00:44:50,170 --> 00:44:52,005
I think when all
is said and done,

827
00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:53,841
you will find it quite moving.

828
00:44:53,874 --> 00:44:55,909
Trust me, I won't.

829
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:58,512
We're 10 days away.
Things are in motion.

830
00:44:58,546 --> 00:44:59,913
Art is happening.

831
00:44:59,947 --> 00:45:01,682
Well, stop it.

832
00:45:01,715 --> 00:45:03,851
You can't stop art.

833
00:45:03,884 --> 00:45:05,586
You're shut down, Marx!

834
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:07,154
No, you are. You are.

835
00:45:07,187 --> 00:45:10,424
You never believed in me, Daddy!
I hate you!

836
00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:13,527
We're putting this play on, and if you
don't like it, then tough titties,

837
00:45:13,561 --> 00:45:15,663
you ass-turd monkey-fucker!

838
00:45:24,204 --> 00:45:25,739
Oh, my God!

839
00:45:37,551 --> 00:45:38,919
Let me see.

840
00:45:39,953 --> 00:45:42,456
Oh, Shue.

841
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:45,058
How do you keep your head held
high when people keep throwing

842
00:45:45,092 --> 00:45:48,061
steaming piles of
crap in your face?

843
00:45:48,095 --> 00:45:49,930
I know, I know.

844
00:45:51,198 --> 00:45:53,867
That's why I got
out of the business.

845
00:46:06,847 --> 00:46:08,181
Well, fuck you, too.

846
00:46:08,215 --> 00:46:09,717
I have to elevate it.

847
00:46:11,084 --> 00:46:14,788
It's not broken and, yes,
I will still be able

848
00:46:14,822 --> 00:46:18,125
to play any and all
musical instruments.

849
00:46:21,729 --> 00:46:23,831
I have to tell you something.

850
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:30,203
I'm pregnant.

851
00:46:34,307 --> 00:46:35,509
Really?

852
00:46:40,681 --> 00:46:41,749
Are you shitting me?

853
00:46:41,782 --> 00:46:43,016
No, no.

854
00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:49,122
Christ in a basket, Dana.
That's too tight.

855
00:46:49,156 --> 00:46:50,558
And it will always be too tight.

856
00:46:50,591 --> 00:46:53,527
I will never not hug
this unborn baby!

857
00:47:04,705 --> 00:47:06,807
It's like he's giving me hope.

858
00:47:07,641 --> 00:47:08,709
Who?

859
00:47:09,610 --> 00:47:10,644
God.

860
00:47:13,814 --> 00:47:15,949
NARRATOR: At this point,
it felt to Dana

861
00:47:15,983 --> 00:47:18,986
as if the air was
perfumed with possibility.

862
00:47:19,019 --> 00:47:22,990
But just as Icarus flew
high on wings of wax,

863
00:47:23,023 --> 00:47:26,059
oblivious to his impending doom,

864
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:29,697
so was poor, dear Dana Marschz.

865
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:45,145
Well, I'm lost.

866
00:47:49,983 --> 00:47:53,921
Is blue the right color

867
00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:56,890
for a controversial piece
of socio-political agit.

868
00:47:59,159 --> 00:48:01,294
I think blue makes people sad.

869
00:48:08,736 --> 00:48:10,037
Yes, it does.

870
00:48:10,904 --> 00:48:12,640
There's also orange.

871
00:48:13,373 --> 00:48:14,742
Orange.

872
00:48:16,810 --> 00:48:18,879
The color of fire.

873
00:48:18,912 --> 00:48:23,283
Of ripe tangerines,
of the poet's harvest moon!

874
00:48:30,791 --> 00:48:33,126
Glenn, we've done it!

875
00:48:39,432 --> 00:48:41,301
Stop staring at me.

876
00:48:41,969 --> 00:48:43,837
Okay, all right. Okay.

877
00:48:45,939 --> 00:48:48,175
It's ridiculous. But I love it.

878
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:52,980
Okay, guys, I am
pretty effing excited

879
00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:56,249
to announce that the musical
accompaniment to our play

880
00:48:56,283 --> 00:49:00,287
will be provided by the Gay
Men's Chorus of Tucson!

881
00:49:02,422 --> 00:49:05,759
Just a steel-town girl
on a Saturday night.

882
00:49:05,793 --> 00:49:09,029
Looking for
the fight of her life.

883
00:49:09,062 --> 00:49:12,265
In the real-time world
no one sees her at all.

884
00:49:12,299 --> 00:49:15,803
They all say she's crazy.

885
00:49:15,836 --> 00:49:18,906
Locking rhythms to
the beat of her heart.

886
00:49:18,939 --> 00:49:22,075
Changing movement into light.

887
00:49:22,109 --> 00:49:25,713
She has danced
into the danger zone.

888
00:49:25,746 --> 00:49:30,250
When the dancer
becomes the dance.

889
00:49:30,283 --> 00:49:33,420
It can cut you like a knife.

890
00:49:33,453 --> 00:49:37,257
Hey, guys, thanks a lot for
donating your wire-work services.

891
00:49:37,290 --> 00:49:39,059
It really helped out a lot.

892
00:49:39,092 --> 00:49:41,394
When did you guys get started?

893
00:49:41,428 --> 00:49:44,397
We seen them Kill Bill
movies, like, 20 times,

894
00:49:44,431 --> 00:49:47,334
and we said,
"Shit, we got some wire,"

895
00:49:47,367 --> 00:49:49,136
"we got some harnesses."

896
00:49:49,169 --> 00:49:52,005
So we get to work
in the backyard,

897
00:49:52,039 --> 00:49:54,808
and next thing you know,
we're in show business.

898
00:49:54,842 --> 00:49:57,310
So this is your first attempt?

899
00:49:57,344 --> 00:49:59,079
Yes, sir.

900
00:49:59,112 --> 00:50:00,848
Now hold on, girl.

901
00:50:01,982 --> 00:50:05,152
Three, two, one.

902
00:50:11,524 --> 00:50:12,860
That's cool.

903
00:50:12,893 --> 00:50:18,732
Okay. So this is the Danish
castle/porno theater/time machine.

904
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:21,268
It's fantastic.

905
00:50:21,301 --> 00:50:25,806
I don't know what it means, but I think
it's the best set I've ever seen.

906
00:50:25,839 --> 00:50:27,040
Yeah? Yeah.

907
00:50:27,074 --> 00:50:28,942
Who said shop class was useless?

908
00:50:28,976 --> 00:50:30,778
I don't know.

909
00:50:30,811 --> 00:50:32,112
Wait, somebody said that?

910
00:50:32,145 --> 00:50:33,380
It's a figure of speech.

911
00:50:33,914 --> 00:50:35,315
Hey, M. Hey.

912
00:50:35,348 --> 00:50:37,150
Hey, my buddy's
meth lab burned down.

913
00:50:37,184 --> 00:50:38,451
I'm sorry to hear that.

914
00:50:38,485 --> 00:50:41,021
No, it's going to be some pretty
cherry footage for the play.

915
00:50:41,054 --> 00:50:42,956
Well, excellent. Hey, girls.

916
00:50:42,990 --> 00:50:44,257
Hey, Mr. Marschz. What?

917
00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:46,159
I was thinking, what
if me and my whoadies

918
00:50:46,193 --> 00:50:49,396
rolled up in low-riders
on stage in the third act?

919
00:50:49,429 --> 00:50:50,998
That sounds kind of dangerous.

920
00:50:51,031 --> 00:50:52,365
Yeah, maybe so.

921
00:50:52,399 --> 00:50:55,535
Which is why I want to do it.

922
00:50:55,568 --> 00:50:58,138
We are not making safe theater.

923
00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:01,909
I'm in the wrong place.

924
00:51:06,947 --> 00:51:09,783
Jesus Jones! Rocker's
changed the locks.

925
00:51:11,584 --> 00:51:15,022
That is the first shot across
the bow, boys and girls.

926
00:51:15,055 --> 00:51:17,557
Just like that wonderful film
Master and Commander,

927
00:51:17,590 --> 00:51:21,161
starring the terrifyingly real
Aussie badboy, Russell Crowe.

928
00:51:21,194 --> 00:51:23,463
Five more seconds.

929
00:51:23,496 --> 00:51:27,434
Okay, Chuy, breaking and entering
is neither cool nor terrific.

930
00:51:28,601 --> 00:51:31,004
But we got shit to do.

931
00:51:32,472 --> 00:51:37,177
Hey, you get off school
property in the next 10 seconds

932
00:51:37,210 --> 00:51:39,279
or I'm gonna have the
Tucson police department

933
00:51:39,312 --> 00:51:42,215
so far up your ass you're
gonna wish you were a girl.

934
00:52:01,101 --> 00:52:03,303
"What about Hamlet 2
could possibly offend."

935
00:52:03,336 --> 00:52:05,505
"Principal Rocker
to such a degree?"

936
00:52:05,538 --> 00:52:07,474
"Or is offense
the offense at all?"

937
00:52:07,507 --> 00:52:09,042
"Truth is a nebulous commodity."

938
00:52:09,076 --> 00:52:13,981
"As Roland Barthes tells us, 'Multiple
perspectives cannot ever coalesce.'"

939
00:52:14,014 --> 00:52:15,348
Does anybody know
what this means?

940
00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:16,884
Did you see this
article in the paper?

941
00:52:16,917 --> 00:52:18,194
We're already reading it, woman.

942
00:52:18,218 --> 00:52:20,320
Not the school paper.
The News Press.

943
00:52:20,353 --> 00:52:21,922
I stole it from Starbucks.

944
00:52:21,955 --> 00:52:23,299
You really think you're
street, don't you?

945
00:52:23,323 --> 00:52:25,292
Don't fuck with me,
homey! I'll cut you.

946
00:52:25,325 --> 00:52:29,129
I liked you better when you
were an uptight racist bitch.

947
00:52:29,963 --> 00:52:31,564
Oh, my God.

948
00:52:31,598 --> 00:52:33,867
"Why is the school board
afraid of this man?"

949
00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:35,102
That's a picture of me.

950
00:52:35,135 --> 00:52:37,604
I was an extra in
an Al Jazeera TV movie.

951
00:52:37,637 --> 00:52:40,908
I regret it now, but what
a fun bunch of guys.

952
00:52:41,608 --> 00:52:42,976
Dana Marsha?

953
00:52:43,010 --> 00:52:44,077
Marschz. Yes?

954
00:52:45,378 --> 00:52:46,613
Consider yourself served.

955
00:52:46,646 --> 00:52:48,048
Thank you.

956
00:52:48,081 --> 00:52:52,185
What a nice man.
A smile costs nothing.

957
00:52:52,219 --> 00:52:54,888
Oh, shit, this is a cease and
desist order from the school board.

958
00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:56,089
What does that mean?

959
00:52:56,123 --> 00:52:58,425
That means you can be arrested
for putting on this play.

960
00:52:58,458 --> 00:53:02,229
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, mister, un-serve me!

961
00:53:20,547 --> 00:53:22,115
All right, mystery man.

962
00:53:22,149 --> 00:53:23,483
Why have you brought us here?

963
00:53:23,516 --> 00:53:24,584
Yeah.

964
00:53:24,617 --> 00:53:25,618
Yeah, why?

965
00:53:25,652 --> 00:53:27,320
This is Joy Junction.

966
00:53:27,354 --> 00:53:29,122
You know, that
positive ionic flow.

967
00:53:29,156 --> 00:53:32,692
Jean-Paul, the crew, Burning
Man, the lunar cycle, yeah.

968
00:53:32,725 --> 00:53:33,994
So?

969
00:53:34,027 --> 00:53:35,128
Yeah, yo.

970
00:53:35,162 --> 00:53:36,196
Yeah, yo.

971
00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:39,299
Okay, you started
to say something

972
00:53:39,332 --> 00:53:40,609
and didn't finish your sentence.

973
00:53:40,633 --> 00:53:42,302
You didn't? No, no, you.

974
00:53:42,335 --> 00:53:43,703
No, I know you.

975
00:53:43,736 --> 00:53:45,205
No, N-O, "no."

976
00:53:45,238 --> 00:53:47,440
No, no, more yes.
You know, less no.

977
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:50,343
Okay, I'm a little
cuckoo-bananas here.

978
00:53:51,311 --> 00:53:52,579
Look, they throw parties here.

979
00:53:52,612 --> 00:53:54,014
The promoters are
at Burning Man.

980
00:53:54,047 --> 00:53:56,116
We can use the space.

981
00:53:56,149 --> 00:53:57,150
Oh!

982
00:54:05,425 --> 00:54:09,129
He does lighting and stuff like that.
See Vitamin J,

983
00:54:09,162 --> 00:54:11,698
he acts like a huge dumb-ass,

984
00:54:11,731 --> 00:54:13,933
but he really knows
what he's doing.

985
00:54:19,372 --> 00:54:21,141
Let there be light.

986
00:54:22,475 --> 00:54:24,211
Ah! My eyes!

987
00:54:30,383 --> 00:54:32,385
Mr. Marashka?

988
00:54:32,419 --> 00:54:36,056
Who? It's Marschz. Yes.

989
00:54:36,089 --> 00:54:39,159
Cricket Feldstein, American
Civil Liberties Union.

990
00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:40,727
We spoke on the phone.

991
00:54:41,694 --> 00:54:42,895
The ACLU.

992
00:54:42,929 --> 00:54:46,533
Oh, I thought you were a
talent agent, like UTA or CAA.

993
00:54:46,566 --> 00:54:49,202
But totally not disappointed.

994
00:54:49,236 --> 00:54:52,472
If you're wondering about the
Feldstein, I married a Jew.

995
00:54:52,505 --> 00:54:54,507
It's my understanding
that there are forces

996
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:57,244
trying to stop you
from performing Hamlet 2.

997
00:54:57,277 --> 00:54:58,717
You received
a cease and desist order

998
00:54:58,745 --> 00:55:00,013
in regards to this performance?

999
00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:01,381
Yes.

1000
00:55:01,414 --> 00:55:04,517
I think we have a First Amendment
case on our hands, Mr. Marashka.

1001
00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:06,486
It's Marschz.
You really think so?

1002
00:55:06,519 --> 00:55:09,189
Abso-fucking-lutely.

1003
00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:11,458
No one is shutting
down this play.

1004
00:55:11,491 --> 00:55:14,194
The Justice Department and
the so-called Supreme Court

1005
00:55:14,227 --> 00:55:15,795
can suck my balls.

1006
00:55:15,828 --> 00:55:18,065
What do they have to do with this?
My balls?

1007
00:55:18,098 --> 00:55:19,132
No, the other thing.

1008
00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:21,268
I'm a short blond chick,
but I play to the death.

1009
00:55:21,301 --> 00:55:24,471
I pick cases that I can win
because I wanna win big.

1010
00:55:24,504 --> 00:55:26,606
Cases with controversy
and headlines

1011
00:55:26,639 --> 00:55:29,542
and steaming piles of shit
flying left and right.

1012
00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:32,345
Mostly left. How's that sound?

1013
00:55:32,379 --> 00:55:33,380
Fine.

1014
00:55:36,216 --> 00:55:38,151
Are you on my side? Yes.

1015
00:55:38,185 --> 00:55:39,719
Great, let's do it! Okay then.

1016
00:55:40,620 --> 00:55:42,055
Do I need to sign anything?

1017
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:43,523
No, don't sign anything!

1018
00:55:48,128 --> 00:55:49,605
I think the play's
gonna be really good.

1019
00:55:49,629 --> 00:55:51,264
It's irrelevant.

1020
00:55:51,298 --> 00:55:52,365
Okay.

1021
00:56:00,773 --> 00:56:06,413
Goddamn gravel!
The bane of my existence!

1022
00:56:10,217 --> 00:56:11,418
Brights!

1023
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:20,827
Oh, my God!

1024
00:56:34,241 --> 00:56:36,576
Shut down that
piece of shit play.

1025
00:56:43,550 --> 00:56:45,652
Bruised, but not broken.

1026
00:56:47,854 --> 00:56:50,623
Turns out my play has
divided the community,

1027
00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:52,225
but I shall not be deterred.

1028
00:56:52,259 --> 00:56:53,193
Dana.

1029
00:56:53,226 --> 00:56:55,528
Hang on, I'm going to
run myself a big bath.

1030
00:56:55,562 --> 00:56:58,365
Dana. I have had, hands down,

1031
00:56:58,398 --> 00:57:00,867
the worst day ever.

1032
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:06,206
Hey, there's no delicate way
of saying this except...

1033
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:08,908
Except Gary and I are
together, and we're a couple,

1034
00:57:08,941 --> 00:57:11,344
and we're moving out now.

1035
00:57:11,378 --> 00:57:14,514
Yeah, I'm gonna run myself a big
Arthur -style bath with bubbles.

1036
00:57:14,547 --> 00:57:15,682
I'm sorry.

1037
00:57:15,715 --> 00:57:17,517
And I'm gonna put on my top hat,

1038
00:57:17,550 --> 00:57:19,652
and wish all my troubles
into a cornfield.

1039
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,654
That's what I'm gonna do.

1040
00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:23,756
Didn't you hear
what I just said?

1041
00:57:23,790 --> 00:57:26,226
Yes, I did, funny bunny.

1042
00:57:26,259 --> 00:57:27,394
Dana.

1043
00:57:27,427 --> 00:57:29,762
We're packed, we're leaving.

1044
00:57:29,796 --> 00:57:31,831
We're moving to San Diego.

1045
00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:34,401
God, I almost believe you.

1046
00:57:35,502 --> 00:57:37,204
Believe it!

1047
00:57:37,937 --> 00:57:40,373
But why? You're my wife.

1048
00:57:40,407 --> 00:57:42,409
Your wife is leaving you.

1049
00:57:46,513 --> 00:57:48,948
Gary and I have been getting
closer for a while now,

1050
00:57:48,981 --> 00:57:52,852
and turns out we are
very compatible.

1051
00:57:52,885 --> 00:57:56,356
As long as he keeps his mouth shut.
Anyway.

1052
00:57:56,389 --> 00:58:00,893
Look, you've been so busy with your
play, and these things happen.

1053
00:58:00,927 --> 00:58:02,829
So, don't sweat it. It's...

1054
00:58:04,631 --> 00:58:06,833
You'll be much
happier without me.

1055
00:58:08,601 --> 00:58:10,470
What about the baby?

1056
00:58:12,272 --> 00:58:14,441
The doctor told me a while ago

1057
00:58:14,474 --> 00:58:16,643
that you've been
shooting blanks.

1058
00:58:16,676 --> 00:58:18,811
I should have said something.

1059
00:58:22,449 --> 00:58:23,883
That must mean...

1060
00:58:28,955 --> 00:58:29,956
Wow.

1061
00:58:30,657 --> 00:58:31,658
Yeah.

1062
00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:33,626
Yeah.

1063
00:58:39,532 --> 00:58:43,270
Brie, I'm starting to think you
are not a very nice person.

1064
00:58:43,870 --> 00:58:45,838
Just wake up, okay?

1065
00:58:50,977 --> 00:58:53,680
Left you a protein
shake in the fridge.

1066
00:58:53,713 --> 00:58:54,847
BRIE: Gary, let's go.

1067
00:58:54,881 --> 00:58:55,948
It's strawberry.

1068
00:59:10,062 --> 00:59:12,932
Electric and phone bills
are right there,

1069
00:59:12,965 --> 00:59:15,402
and the rent's due on Thursday.

1070
00:59:18,671 --> 00:59:20,607
Good luck with the play.

1071
00:59:23,443 --> 00:59:26,313
You really will be
better off without me.

1072
00:59:30,717 --> 00:59:31,851
Come on.

1073
00:59:43,463 --> 00:59:45,932
She's a maniac.

1074
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:49,836
Maniac on the floor.

1075
00:59:53,473 --> 00:59:58,511
And she's dancing like
she's never danced before.

1076
01:00:41,721 --> 01:00:42,955
Oh, boy.

1077
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:01,441
Fuck!

1078
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:10,583
Hey, what's cheap and strong?

1079
01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:13,753
Grain alcohol.

1080
01:01:17,490 --> 01:01:20,593
I feel like I'm in a cage.

1081
01:01:20,627 --> 01:01:25,565
And I feel like Nicolas
Cage in Leaving Las Vegas.

1082
01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:29,802
Starring my good friend,
Elisabeth Shue.

1083
01:01:29,836 --> 01:01:32,104
$8.40.

1084
01:01:38,745 --> 01:01:43,049
I'm sorry. Sorry about that.

1085
01:01:43,082 --> 01:01:44,651
Can I use your bathroom?

1086
01:01:44,684 --> 01:01:45,718
No.

1087
01:01:48,721 --> 01:01:51,057
Hey, we got the TVs.

1088
01:01:52,091 --> 01:01:53,760
There's a hundred sets
in there, woman!

1089
01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:55,428
Where did you get them all?

1090
01:01:55,462 --> 01:01:57,430
Stole them from
white folks, dawg.

1091
01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:59,766
I have to say something, guys.

1092
01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:02,068
I really think
Mr. Marschz is bipolar.

1093
01:02:02,101 --> 01:02:03,536
Just like my cousin.

1094
01:02:03,570 --> 01:02:05,171
But she takes pills.

1095
01:02:05,204 --> 01:02:07,607
He's not bipolar. He's a freak.

1096
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,976
Do you think he realizes that
every time he wears a dress

1097
01:02:10,009 --> 01:02:11,644
he's flashing his balls at us?

1098
01:02:11,678 --> 01:02:12,821
You know, where is he anyway?

1099
01:02:12,845 --> 01:02:15,081
He was supposed to be
here two hours ago.

1100
01:02:15,114 --> 01:02:16,683
Maybe he's out
shopping for a dress.

1101
01:02:16,716 --> 01:02:18,050
He should buy some underwear.

1102
01:02:21,053 --> 01:02:23,213
Who do you think you are
talking like that, white girl?

1103
01:02:25,658 --> 01:02:29,462
I heard everything.
I heard everything!

1104
01:02:32,865 --> 01:02:35,201
I haven't bought an item of
clothing in over 10 years

1105
01:02:35,234 --> 01:02:36,679
because I don't get
paid for this job.

1106
01:02:36,703 --> 01:02:38,705
Did you know that?

1107
01:02:38,738 --> 01:02:42,575
I work for gas money,
which is why I skate.

1108
01:02:44,977 --> 01:02:46,479
That and the DUI.

1109
01:02:52,284 --> 01:02:54,821
My life is a parody
of a tragedy!

1110
01:02:57,657 --> 01:03:01,628
My wife left me.
Baby wasn't mine.

1111
01:03:03,295 --> 01:03:05,598
People are trying
to run me over.

1112
01:03:06,666 --> 01:03:08,167
What are we supposed to do?

1113
01:03:09,769 --> 01:03:10,937
It doesn't matter.

1114
01:03:12,204 --> 01:03:13,940
We're not gonna
get this play on.

1115
01:03:13,973 --> 01:03:15,975
We might as well give up now!

1116
01:03:16,275 --> 01:03:17,544
What?

1117
01:03:17,577 --> 01:03:18,678
He works for gas money?

1118
01:03:19,812 --> 01:03:21,013
That is so sad.

1119
01:03:28,855 --> 01:03:30,623
Mr. M!

1120
01:03:31,257 --> 01:03:32,925
EPIPHANY: Mr. M!

1121
01:03:32,959 --> 01:03:33,959
What happened?

1122
01:03:35,595 --> 01:03:37,897
Get away from me,
you devil bitches.

1123
01:03:39,165 --> 01:03:40,867
Leave me to the vultures.

1124
01:03:42,134 --> 01:03:43,269
Pussy!

1125
01:03:46,272 --> 01:03:48,207
Yolanda.

1126
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:51,177
You come in here and tell
us all to be artistic,

1127
01:03:51,210 --> 01:03:53,580
and put on your crazy-ass play,

1128
01:03:53,613 --> 01:03:58,017
and when things get a little rough,
you act like a fucking pussy?

1129
01:04:01,954 --> 01:04:06,092
Yolanda, you don't say much, but
when you do, it sure packs a wallop.

1130
01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:07,326
She's right!

1131
01:04:07,359 --> 01:04:09,762
Okay, you've had a pretty bad
day, I'll give you that.

1132
01:04:09,796 --> 01:04:11,106
But that doesn't
mean you give up.

1133
01:04:11,130 --> 01:04:12,632
Why not?

1134
01:04:12,665 --> 01:04:13,766
Nobody cares.

1135
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,001
Yeah, we do.

1136
01:04:15,034 --> 01:04:16,736
I don't want your pity.

1137
01:04:17,804 --> 01:04:20,039
Man, you keep talking about
making us extraordinary.

1138
01:04:21,273 --> 01:04:22,975
That's from Dead Poets.

1139
01:04:23,009 --> 01:04:25,912
Well, you're teaching us
something really important.

1140
01:04:25,945 --> 01:04:27,780
I am.

1141
01:04:27,814 --> 01:04:29,291
It doesn't matter how
much talent we lack,

1142
01:04:29,315 --> 01:04:31,183
as long as we have enthusiasm.

1143
01:04:31,217 --> 01:04:33,252
That's truth.
Because I lack talent.

1144
01:04:34,721 --> 01:04:38,257
The football team,
the wrestling team

1145
01:04:38,290 --> 01:04:40,993
and all the seniors
are gonna be like security

1146
01:04:41,027 --> 01:04:43,930
and kick the asses of anyone
who tries to stop this play.

1147
01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:46,008
Yeah. And I got some friends
to watch the parking lot

1148
01:04:46,032 --> 01:04:48,310
just in case we have any trouble,
you know what I'm saying?

1149
01:04:48,334 --> 01:04:50,737
And we're also sold out.

1150
01:04:52,004 --> 01:04:53,105
What?

1151
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,707
Mr. M, you're not getting it.

1152
01:04:54,741 --> 01:04:56,051
Like, all the tickets
were bought.

1153
01:04:56,075 --> 01:04:57,176
Channel 5 is coming.

1154
01:04:57,209 --> 01:04:59,178
And I got a call from one
of Elton John's people,

1155
01:04:59,211 --> 01:05:00,479
something about permission.

1156
01:05:00,512 --> 01:05:04,617
And there was a message from
this guy at the New York Times.

1157
01:05:05,417 --> 01:05:06,886
OCTAVIO: Mr. M,

1158
01:05:09,288 --> 01:05:10,923
we don't wanna give up.

1159
01:05:12,358 --> 01:05:13,793
I just get scared.

1160
01:05:14,894 --> 01:05:16,663
Every time I try
to go for something,

1161
01:05:16,696 --> 01:05:19,031
my heart gets stomped
on like a baby kitten.

1162
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:23,402
That's no reason to give up.

1163
01:05:23,435 --> 01:05:25,604
Maybe it is. No, it's not.

1164
01:05:34,714 --> 01:05:35,882
OCTAVIO: Help him up.

1165
01:05:40,987 --> 01:05:42,154
Let's go to work.

1166
01:05:46,225 --> 01:05:51,330
Okay, hey, guys,
my skate is stuck.

1167
01:05:55,401 --> 01:05:57,169
I'm such a dick.

1168
01:06:07,446 --> 01:06:10,282
Wait, what are you
doing? Let go of me.

1169
01:06:10,316 --> 01:06:14,386
I'm not interested in this
monkey-spunk play. Come on!

1170
01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:16,188
Ticket holders only.

1171
01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:18,390
This event is sold out.

1172
01:06:18,424 --> 01:06:21,327
If you don't have a ticket,
get the fuck out of my face.

1173
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:24,096
I am revoking permission
for my son to appear tonight.

1174
01:06:24,130 --> 01:06:25,131
I am, too.

1175
01:06:25,164 --> 01:06:26,198
And so am I.

1176
01:06:26,899 --> 01:06:28,067
But why now?

1177
01:06:28,100 --> 01:06:30,336
I heard the play was disgusting.

1178
01:06:30,369 --> 01:06:32,872
How can you say that
if you haven't seen it?

1179
01:06:32,905 --> 01:06:35,141
What about this Sexy Jesus song?

1180
01:06:35,174 --> 01:06:37,409
I mean, that's
just disrespectful.

1181
01:06:37,443 --> 01:06:41,147
Look, it's about if Jesus came
to Earth in modern times,

1182
01:06:41,180 --> 01:06:43,750
he would have to market
himself like a celebrity.

1183
01:06:43,783 --> 01:06:45,351
It's very thoughtful.

1184
01:06:45,384 --> 01:06:47,419
That's an
oversimplification, but...

1185
01:06:47,453 --> 01:06:50,890
I don't care to see my son
used as a political pawn!

1186
01:06:50,923 --> 01:06:53,092
I'm doing this play
for my own reasons.

1187
01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:55,303
You know, according to the Ninth
Circuit Court of Appeals,

1188
01:06:55,327 --> 01:06:57,472
if you sign a consent form, that
means you're giving consent.

1189
01:06:57,496 --> 01:06:58,965
And you can't
take that form back,

1190
01:06:58,998 --> 01:07:00,175
you can't take
your signature off it.

1191
01:07:00,199 --> 01:07:01,801
You signed it,
you signed consent.

1192
01:07:01,834 --> 01:07:03,178
So end of deal, okay.
End of story.

1193
01:07:03,202 --> 01:07:05,037
Sorry, you guys, but you
totally gave consent.

1194
01:07:05,071 --> 01:07:07,273
You don't control our kids!

1195
01:07:07,306 --> 01:07:10,176
Wake up call! You don't
control your kids!

1196
01:07:11,243 --> 01:07:12,745
Now get out of my
performance space,

1197
01:07:12,779 --> 01:07:14,914
before I have security,
a.k.a. the 2nd Avenue Angels,

1198
01:07:14,947 --> 01:07:16,883
remove your sorry asses.

1199
01:07:21,854 --> 01:07:24,023
How did you get
the balls to do that?

1200
01:07:24,056 --> 01:07:25,825
I'm still a little drunk.

1201
01:07:45,912 --> 01:07:48,380
What if I have to
go to the bathroom?

1202
01:07:48,414 --> 01:07:51,383
Okay, I'll just piss on your
pretty little gym shoes.

1203
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:59,191
Welcome to West Mesa High
Drama's final performance.

1204
01:07:59,225 --> 01:08:02,294
If you are moved
by tonight's work,

1205
01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:05,865
please go forward and
support arts education...

1206
01:08:05,898 --> 01:08:08,067
Eat shit and die, you tramp.

1207
01:08:10,602 --> 01:08:13,305
Let go of me! Hey, hands off!

1208
01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:17,476
And please take this opportunity
to turn off all cell phones.

1209
01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:26,552
It's the celestial message.

1210
01:08:26,585 --> 01:08:30,289
The portal to infinity
is wide open.

1211
01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:45,104
Yeah! Fuck yeah!

1212
01:09:34,653 --> 01:09:36,455
Look. I studied
French at Vassar.

1213
01:09:36,488 --> 01:09:38,657
I'm not getting any of this.

1214
01:09:38,690 --> 01:09:40,960
Well, can you give us an update?

1215
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:45,231
Free speech is alive
and well in Tucson,

1216
01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:47,466
so go and tell the mundo.

1217
01:09:48,467 --> 01:09:50,136
I think it's going terrific.

1218
01:09:50,169 --> 01:09:51,603
Are people still walking out?

1219
01:09:53,705 --> 01:09:55,107
Mr. Marschz,

1220
01:09:55,141 --> 01:09:58,277
this is the most important theatrical
event in the history of Tucson.

1221
01:09:58,310 --> 01:10:00,246
I have to be a part of it.

1222
01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:03,215
Rand, that is a very brave
and generous thing to...

1223
01:10:03,249 --> 01:10:04,951
Piff took the fries.

1224
01:10:04,984 --> 01:10:06,919
I've been going to a
shrink five days a week

1225
01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:08,654
and I started on
anti-depressants

1226
01:10:08,687 --> 01:10:12,925
and I'm much more comfortable
with my sexuality.

1227
01:10:12,959 --> 01:10:15,694
I'd be happy to play
Laertes as bi-curious.

1228
01:10:15,727 --> 01:10:17,363
That's wonderful!

1229
01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:20,232
And I forgive you.

1230
01:10:25,637 --> 01:10:28,340
Okay. Stop it. Go get changed.

1231
01:10:28,374 --> 01:10:29,408
Okay.

1232
01:10:33,079 --> 01:10:39,485
Sometimes I feel
like I'm drifting in space.

1233
01:10:40,652 --> 01:10:47,093
I think my heart-soul
is falling from grace.

1234
01:10:48,394 --> 01:10:53,732
Therapy's taken me
to a better place.

1235
01:10:53,765 --> 01:11:00,439
So why do I feel, why do I feel.

1236
01:11:00,472 --> 01:11:05,111
Why do I feel like
I've been raped in the face?

1237
01:11:06,745 --> 01:11:08,580
Raped in the face?

1238
01:11:08,614 --> 01:11:11,717
Maybe it's buried emotions.

1239
01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:15,421
Or maybe the wrong medication

1240
01:11:15,454 --> 01:11:18,991
I simply go through the motions.

1241
01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:22,261
They say I need a vacation.

1242
01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:27,199
I really do feel
like a sexual victim.

1243
01:11:27,233 --> 01:11:30,402
With dark memories
of a rigid dictum.

1244
01:11:30,436 --> 01:11:32,071
This is disgusting! Shut up!

1245
01:11:32,104 --> 01:11:35,307
This means I love you,
he murmured.

1246
01:11:35,341 --> 01:11:38,610
This will be our little secret.

1247
01:11:38,644 --> 01:11:42,214
You'll wind up horribly murdered.

1248
01:11:42,248 --> 01:11:45,517
If you should
dare not to keep it.

1249
01:11:47,419 --> 01:11:53,325
I know the topic
of rape isn't nice.

1250
01:11:53,359 --> 01:11:59,365
Don't bring it up
when you're breaking the ice.

1251
01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:05,271
Is that why you are
so quick to decline.

1252
01:12:05,304 --> 01:12:10,809
To hear this oral
fixation of mine?

1253
01:12:10,842 --> 01:12:14,513
My head spins like a wheel
As I make this appeal.

1254
01:12:14,546 --> 01:12:18,350
If I'm lost then I'll squeal
It's a pretty raw deal.

1255
01:12:18,384 --> 01:12:21,687
When they force you to kneel
Holy fuck, it's so real.

1256
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:23,589
When you're being.

1257
01:12:23,622 --> 01:12:24,790
Raped in the face.

1258
01:12:54,386 --> 01:12:57,189
He's totally the man
The man with the plan.

1259
01:12:57,223 --> 01:13:00,326
He traveled through time
in an awesome custom van.

1260
01:13:01,393 --> 01:13:04,363
Moralistically,
he taught us to be good.

1261
01:13:04,396 --> 01:13:08,667
How to set our souls free
And do all the shit we should.

1262
01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:11,603
Now we do the right deeds
We go to church and such.

1263
01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:16,108
And we stopped smoking weed
Well, at least not as much.

1264
01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:19,445
And we can't forget to
mention The golden rule.

1265
01:13:19,478 --> 01:13:22,181
Do unto others as
you would have them.

1266
01:13:22,214 --> 01:13:23,615
Slam, bam, spank you, ma'am.

1267
01:13:23,649 --> 01:13:25,751
Do unto you!

1268
01:13:28,887 --> 01:13:31,257
GIRLS: Oh, my God, it's Jesus!

1269
01:13:31,290 --> 01:13:33,392
Oh, my God, it's Jesus!

1270
01:13:36,562 --> 01:13:39,431
You're so hot!
My God, I love you!

1271
01:13:39,465 --> 01:13:40,732
I wanna party with you, Jesus.

1272
01:13:40,766 --> 01:13:42,901
Jesus.

1273
01:13:42,934 --> 01:13:45,737
Rock me,
rock me, rock me, sexy Jesus.

1274
01:13:45,771 --> 01:13:48,840
You died for our sins
You got to believe us.

1275
01:13:48,874 --> 01:13:51,743
Rock me, rock me,
rock me, sexy Jesus.

1276
01:13:51,777 --> 01:13:54,413
All night long

1277
01:13:54,446 --> 01:13:58,217
I'm simultaneously
horrified and fascinated.

1278
01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,752
We're really amazed
You got to believe us.

1279
01:14:00,786 --> 01:14:01,896
Rock me, rock me,
rock me, sexy Jesus.

1280
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:03,689
WOMAN: Blasphemy! Blasphemy!

1281
01:14:03,722 --> 01:14:06,525
All night long.

1282
01:14:06,558 --> 01:14:09,261
He lays down science,
really blows my mind.

1283
01:14:09,295 --> 01:14:12,498
But he's also got abs
that transcend space and time.

1284
01:14:12,531 --> 01:14:15,201
He's the son of God,
and I think that's cool.

1285
01:14:15,234 --> 01:14:17,903
But he's got a swimmer's bod
like nobody do.

1286
01:14:17,936 --> 01:14:20,172
Blasphemy! Go back to your seat.

1287
01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:21,383
Rock me, rock me,
rock me, sexy Jesus.

1288
01:14:21,407 --> 01:14:24,343
He died for our sins
You've got to believe us.

1289
01:14:24,376 --> 01:14:27,346
Rock me, rock me,
rock me, sexy Jesus.

1290
01:14:27,379 --> 01:14:29,915
All night long.

1291
01:14:29,948 --> 01:14:32,784
Immaculate conception
really makes my day.

1292
01:14:32,818 --> 01:14:35,954
But the dude's got lats
that make me feel gay.

1293
01:14:35,987 --> 01:14:38,724
"Turn the other cheek"
is really showing class.

1294
01:14:38,757 --> 01:14:41,893
But I really think it's sexy
when he kicks Satan's ass.

1295
01:14:41,927 --> 01:14:43,629
Kicks Satan's ass!

1296
01:14:43,662 --> 01:14:45,697
Kicks Satan's ass!

1297
01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:46,974
Rock me, rock me,
rock me, sexy Jesus.

1298
01:14:46,998 --> 01:14:48,133
That's the crane.

1299
01:14:48,166 --> 01:14:50,769
He died for our sins
You got to believe us.

1300
01:14:50,802 --> 01:14:53,539
Rock me, rock me,
rock me, sexy Jesus.

1301
01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,907
Wait, I totally get it.

1302
01:14:55,941 --> 01:14:58,444
Jesus kicks the devil's ass.

1303
01:14:59,711 --> 01:15:01,480
But it's still disrespectful.

1304
01:15:01,513 --> 01:15:02,581
You got to believe us.

1305
01:15:02,614 --> 01:15:05,617
Rock me, rock me,
rock me, sexy Jesus.

1306
01:15:05,651 --> 01:15:08,554
All night long.

1307
01:15:18,430 --> 01:15:19,898
Surf's up, dudes.

1308
01:15:19,931 --> 01:15:21,533
Hey, mister.

1309
01:15:24,370 --> 01:15:26,338
Oh, my God, it's Jesus!

1310
01:15:27,406 --> 01:15:29,275
Oh, my God! Jesus!

1311
01:15:29,941 --> 01:15:31,743
He's walking on water!

1312
01:15:49,761 --> 01:15:54,933
Jesus H. Christ!

1313
01:15:58,537 --> 01:16:01,473
Rock me, rock me,
rock me, sexy Jesus.

1314
01:16:01,507 --> 01:16:04,576
We're really amazed
You got to believe us.

1315
01:16:04,610 --> 01:16:07,045
His moralistic ways
Totally ease us.

1316
01:16:07,078 --> 01:16:10,516
His zen zing zang
is gonna appease us.

1317
01:16:10,549 --> 01:16:13,352
Rock me, rock me,
rock me, sexy Jesus.

1318
01:16:13,385 --> 01:16:16,422
His holiest of ways
Ain't never gonna leave us.

1319
01:16:16,455 --> 01:16:19,391
Rock me, rock me,
rock me, sexy Jesus.

1320
01:16:19,425 --> 01:16:22,294
All night long.

1321
01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:24,730
Rock me, rock me,
rock me, sexy Jesus.

1322
01:16:24,763 --> 01:16:26,498
All night long.

1323
01:16:26,532 --> 01:16:27,999
Rock me, sexy.

1324
01:16:28,033 --> 01:16:29,535
All night long.

1325
01:16:29,568 --> 01:16:30,802
Rock me, sexy.

1326
01:16:30,836 --> 01:16:33,905
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1327
01:16:33,939 --> 01:16:36,942
All night long.

1328
01:16:43,515 --> 01:16:44,692
But it's supposed to
be intermission now.

1329
01:16:44,716 --> 01:16:45,817
We can't have intermission.

1330
01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:48,320
The fire department is trying
to evacuate the building.

1331
01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:50,489
Everyone, keep going!

1332
01:16:54,926 --> 01:16:58,096
When I think
of those East End lights.

1333
01:16:58,129 --> 01:16:59,431
Muggy nights.

1334
01:16:59,465 --> 01:17:05,404
The curtains drawn in the
little room downstairs

1335
01:17:05,437 --> 01:17:06,505
Jesus, come on.

1336
01:17:06,538 --> 01:17:07,939
Coming.

1337
01:17:07,973 --> 01:17:10,676
Prima Donna lord you really
should have been there.

1338
01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:11,843
You ready? Yeah.

1339
01:17:11,877 --> 01:17:12,978
Where are we going?

1340
01:17:13,011 --> 01:17:14,079
33 AD.

1341
01:17:14,112 --> 01:17:15,847
Got it!

1342
01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:18,450
Hold on! Okay.

1343
01:17:18,484 --> 01:17:25,457
And it's one more beer
and I don't hear you anymore.

1344
01:17:25,491 --> 01:17:29,060
We've all gone crazy lately.

1345
01:17:29,094 --> 01:17:35,701
My friends out there rolling
round the basement floor.

1346
01:17:37,436 --> 01:17:40,539
You know, Hamlet, you
must forgive your father

1347
01:17:40,572 --> 01:17:43,008
the abuse you suffered.

1348
01:17:43,041 --> 01:17:47,145
You know, sometimes even I feel
like my father's forsaken me.

1349
01:17:47,178 --> 01:17:48,647
Really?

1350
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:49,715
Good luck.

1351
01:17:49,748 --> 01:17:51,417
Thanks, Jesus.

1352
01:17:51,450 --> 01:17:52,984
You got my cell number? Yeah.

1353
01:17:53,018 --> 01:17:54,953
Okay.

1354
01:17:54,986 --> 01:17:59,124
My dad finds out what I've been
up to, he's gonna crucify me.

1355
01:17:59,157 --> 01:18:02,528
Altar-bound, hypnotized.

1356
01:18:02,561 --> 01:18:06,064
Sweet freedom
whispered in my ear.

1357
01:18:06,097 --> 01:18:08,700
You're a butterfly.

1358
01:18:09,835 --> 01:18:13,805
And butterflies are free to fly.

1359
01:18:13,839 --> 01:18:16,107
Oh, Laertes,
therein lies the rub.

1360
01:18:16,141 --> 01:18:18,944
If we use my time machine, then we
could save thy sister, thy father,

1361
01:18:18,977 --> 01:18:20,679
my dear mother, Queen Gertrude.

1362
01:18:20,712 --> 01:18:22,113
Not to mention the King.

1363
01:18:22,147 --> 01:18:25,484
Your madness must
not unwatched go.

1364
01:18:30,622 --> 01:18:32,458
That is excellent wire-work!

1365
01:18:40,231 --> 01:18:45,170
I never realized the passing
hours of evening showers.

1366
01:18:45,203 --> 01:18:49,975
A slip noose hanging
in my darkest dreams

1367
01:18:52,678 --> 01:18:56,414
I'm strangled by your
haunted social scene.

1368
01:18:57,082 --> 01:18:58,249
It was poison!

1369
01:18:58,283 --> 01:19:01,820
Just a pawn out-played
by a dominating queen.

1370
01:19:03,789 --> 01:19:06,658
It's 4:00 in the morning.

1371
01:19:06,692 --> 01:19:10,161
Damn it, listen to me good.

1372
01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:15,701
Watch it.

1373
01:19:15,734 --> 01:19:17,235
You watch it, Nacho Bell Grande!

1374
01:19:17,268 --> 01:19:20,672
Why are you trying to fuck
with me all the time, bitch?

1375
01:19:20,706 --> 01:19:22,508
I'll show you why, vato.

1376
01:19:26,578 --> 01:19:29,715
Someone saved my life tonight.

1377
01:19:29,748 --> 01:19:31,082
Sugar bear.

1378
01:19:31,116 --> 01:19:32,551
Sugar bear.

1379
01:19:33,752 --> 01:19:36,221
You almost had your hooks in me.

1380
01:19:36,254 --> 01:19:37,556
That's my cue!

1381
01:19:37,589 --> 01:19:39,591
Didn't you, dear?

1382
01:19:39,625 --> 01:19:43,495
You nearly had me roped and tied.

1383
01:19:44,630 --> 01:19:47,833
Altar-bound, hypnotized.

1384
01:19:47,866 --> 01:19:51,637
Sweet freedom
whispered in my ear.

1385
01:19:51,670 --> 01:19:54,105
You're a butterfly.

1386
01:19:55,173 --> 01:19:59,244
And butterflies are free to fly.

1387
01:19:59,277 --> 01:20:01,479
Fly away.

1388
01:20:03,014 --> 01:20:07,753
Fly away, bye-bye.

1389
01:20:11,623 --> 01:20:15,694
You have no documentation, no
ID, your badge isn't visible,

1390
01:20:15,727 --> 01:20:17,696
and you accidentally
grazed my boob

1391
01:20:17,729 --> 01:20:19,598
when you tried to walk past me.

1392
01:20:19,631 --> 01:20:23,168
I could put you away for
a year, you fire-fucker.

1393
01:20:25,103 --> 01:20:27,038
You wanna hit me? Hit me!

1394
01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:28,974
I would love it if you hit me.

1395
01:20:29,007 --> 01:20:32,844
'Cause I'm married to a Jew,
I got nothing to lose.

1396
01:20:32,878 --> 01:20:36,715
Someone saved, someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight.

1397
01:20:36,748 --> 01:20:40,218
Someone saved my life tonight.

1398
01:20:40,251 --> 01:20:44,022
Someone saved, someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight.

1399
01:20:44,055 --> 01:20:47,693
Someone saved my life tonight.

1400
01:20:47,726 --> 01:20:51,229
Someone saved, someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight.

1401
01:20:51,262 --> 01:20:55,033
Someone saved my life tonight

1402
01:20:55,066 --> 01:20:58,637
Ophelia, will you marry me?

1403
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:03,341
Yes!

1404
01:21:03,374 --> 01:21:06,111
Someone saved, someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight.

1405
01:21:06,144 --> 01:21:09,881
Someone saved my life tonight.

1406
01:21:09,915 --> 01:21:13,619
Someone saved, someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight.

1407
01:21:13,652 --> 01:21:17,155
Someone saved my life tonight.

1408
01:21:17,188 --> 01:21:21,292
Someone saved, someone saved
Someone saved my life tonight

1409
01:21:23,194 --> 01:21:24,930
I'm sorry, son.

1410
01:21:27,065 --> 01:21:29,000
I forgive you, Father!

1411
01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:37,308
I was molested as a child.

1412
01:21:37,342 --> 01:21:39,678
Maybe that's why I'm so angry.

1413
01:21:44,249 --> 01:21:49,187
I forgive you.
Father, I forgive you.

1414
01:21:49,220 --> 01:21:52,891
I forgive you. I forgive you.

1415
01:22:06,738 --> 01:22:07,939
I forgive you.

1416
01:22:09,941 --> 01:22:10,942
Wow.

1417
01:22:32,898 --> 01:22:34,165
What's going on?

1418
01:22:35,100 --> 01:22:38,436
Wow, there's
a great energy in here.

1419
01:22:41,372 --> 01:22:43,274
I'm suing everybody!

1420
01:22:49,014 --> 01:22:50,148
This isn't over.

1421
01:22:50,181 --> 01:22:51,325
I want you out
of this community.

1422
01:22:51,349 --> 01:22:53,018
This play's offensive!

1423
01:22:53,051 --> 01:22:54,686
Well, I'm sorry!

1424
01:22:56,888 --> 01:22:58,023
No, no, no, don't do that!

1425
01:22:58,056 --> 01:22:59,224
That's offensive, too!

1426
01:23:04,830 --> 01:23:06,197
Jack Wiggum, please.

1427
01:23:07,432 --> 01:23:11,202
Jack, it's Elisabeth.
I'm ready to act again.

1428
01:23:12,403 --> 01:23:15,473
Shue. It's Elisabeth Shue.

1429
01:23:15,506 --> 01:23:17,442
Mr. Marschza? It's Marschz.

1430
01:23:17,475 --> 01:23:18,910
My name is Ron Kantor.

1431
01:23:18,944 --> 01:23:20,145
I'm with the New York Times.

1432
01:23:20,178 --> 01:23:22,848
I was quite taken
with your play.

1433
01:23:22,881 --> 01:23:24,149
Oh, thank you.

1434
01:23:24,182 --> 01:23:28,186
I was very moved when
Hamlet forgave his father.

1435
01:23:29,187 --> 01:23:30,255
Great!

1436
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:34,860
What about when
I forgave my father?

1437
01:23:45,036 --> 01:23:47,172
A penny for your thoughts.

1438
01:23:47,205 --> 01:23:50,742
I was just thinking about all those
voices saying, "You can't do it,"

1439
01:23:50,776 --> 01:23:52,878
and, "You're a loser."

1440
01:23:52,911 --> 01:23:54,112
Well, that's psychosis.

1441
01:23:54,145 --> 01:23:55,256
You know, I had a feeling...

1442
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:58,750
No, I mean actual voices,
like my ex-wife, the school,

1443
01:23:58,784 --> 01:24:00,418
pretty much everyone.

1444
01:24:00,451 --> 01:24:01,853
Well, everyone and their brother

1445
01:24:01,887 --> 01:24:03,789
wants a piece of
your genius ass now.

1446
01:24:03,822 --> 01:24:06,825
Is it true that Jeremy effing
Irons wanted to do your play

1447
01:24:06,858 --> 01:24:09,360
and you turned him down?

1448
01:24:09,394 --> 01:24:13,999
"Oh, Dana, for fuck's sake,
please let me do your play."

1449
01:24:14,032 --> 01:24:16,802
It takes a real set
of low-hangers, mister.

1450
01:24:16,835 --> 01:24:19,504
He won't even let me be in it,
and I'm his girlfriend.

1451
01:24:19,537 --> 01:24:22,240
I wanna preserve
the original cast.

1452
01:24:22,273 --> 01:24:24,542
Artistic integrity!

1453
01:24:24,575 --> 01:24:26,544
And, yes, he does have
a real set of low-hangers.

1454
01:24:26,577 --> 01:24:28,513
Oh, how romantic.

1455
01:24:32,117 --> 01:24:34,195
CRICKET: Well, this play
is gonna bitch-slap Broadway

1456
01:24:34,219 --> 01:24:37,022
like a cheap hooker
at a gang-bang.

1457
01:24:37,055 --> 01:24:38,456
DANA: Yeah.

1458
01:24:38,489 --> 01:24:40,167
You know, and those
Bible-humping protesters

1459
01:24:40,191 --> 01:24:41,459
can suck a bag of dicks,

1460
01:24:41,492 --> 01:24:42,894
'cause all they ended up doing

1461
01:24:42,928 --> 01:24:44,429
was giving you free publicity.

1462
01:24:44,462 --> 01:24:46,331
Yeah, and did you see
my dressing room?

1463
01:24:47,198 --> 01:24:49,067
It has a bidet.

1464
01:24:49,100 --> 01:24:50,301
That was a sink.

1465
01:24:50,335 --> 01:24:51,469
It was?

1466
01:24:52,437 --> 01:24:54,005
Hey, it's Mr. M. Hi!

1467
01:24:54,039 --> 01:24:54,806
Hey. Hi.

1468
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:57,442
Hey, Mr. M.
New York's pretty cool.

1469
01:24:58,443 --> 01:24:59,945
Compared to Tucson.

1470
01:25:01,279 --> 01:25:05,116
You know, Chuy, you're
gonna have a magical life.

1471
01:25:05,150 --> 01:25:07,552
Because no matter where you go,

1472
01:25:07,585 --> 01:25:10,155
it will always be
better than Tucson.

1473
01:25:15,493 --> 01:25:16,493
Come on.